〽️E - Taco Bell Propogandist
@GoBlue_TACOS
〽️ichigan born, Utah living. Husband/dad. #GoBlue and Detroit sports. Make Taco Bell Cheap Again!!
Just watched the live-action “How to Train Your Dragon” with the kids. Dreamworks crushed it. Basically a shot-for-shot remake of the animated feature, which is what people wanted. They don’t want new stories, songs, or characters. Disney could learn a thing or two here.
Shout out to the Taco Bell employees who still give me my requested 10-20 sauce packets in the drive-thru so I can build up my home supply even though I only ordered one item. Y’all are real ones!!
Anyone else low-key googling Will Zalatoris to see if he was a teen actor and actually played the caddie in the OG Happy Gilmore, or was that just me??
I was hella nervous, but Happy Gilmore 2 greatly exceeded my expectations. Not as good as the first, but funny enough to not have me dreading the ending.
Update: He came over to our house with his GF and baby today to spend time with us. Still don’t really talk. He asked to play FIFA again. I haven’t played FIFA since Christmas. He plays regularly. Beat him 10-4 across two games. I might have to throw a game at this point.
Brother-in-law and I haven’t spoken for a year due to a dumb personal issue. I’ve tried to rebuild that bridge to no avail. Together for Christmas, he asked to play FIFA as his way of reconciling. I beat him by a margin of 8-3 across two matches. Now we’re not speaking again. 🤦🏽♂️
How does an account with 300k followers consistently get ratio’d when talking basketball??
With a strong run in Portland, Damian Lillard could retire as the best point guard to never win an NBA title.
He says from the comfort of his couch after adding it to the schedule today.

If you’re cold at 70° in a t-shirt and shorts…
My position on air conditioning is that you should be able to wear summer-weight clothing indoors without feeling cold. It's ludicrous that everywhere keeps it at 70°.
I practice Spanish with my employees but ask them to speak slowly. My employees:
wait… so Bengals 1st round pick Shemar Stewart left the team & went back to school to practice with Texas A&M? and he might not play this year in the NFL, return to college instead and then enter the 2026 NFL draft???
wait… so Bengals 1st round pick Shemar Stewart left the team & went back to school to practice with Texas A&M? and he might not play this year in the NFL, return to college instead and then enter the 2026 NFL draft???
With everything I’ve seen people say about New Blood and Resurrection, it just makes me glad that I stopped with the OG Dexter series.
No. Just no.
People who actually choose not to have children understand the gravity and work that is needed in being a great parent
At what point do we as fans hold ESPN accountable for all the perfect games and no-hitters that they’ve jinxed with these updates?

Thinking about going to the Michigan game in Norman. I have an OU alum friend that will be working radio for the game that weekend that said he’ll give me all the hookups if I go. Now how to convince the wife…
Damn they caught Barstool Tate on camera.
Uhhhh…
America isn’t gonna make it out of the group stage at the World Cup next year.
Our church organist just bore her testimony about how she didn’t feel good playing “America the Beautiful”, because she didn’t feel that we’ve been beautiful under the new administration. The exuberance with which everyone sang that closing hymn was unreal. @Mormonger #LDS