Slaylor

do you like my tattoo

pikachu we're visiting the pokemon graveyard why are you whipping and nae naeing bro that's disrespectful as shit

sometimes I lift with my back just to feel something

Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni

yea he definitely shouldn't be doing that

got bored and made the euthanasia coaster in minecraft

downloading this and just commenting “omg that’s my dad 💀” on every man over 50

OH, COPPER GOLEM REDIRECT LIGHTNING AWAY FROM MY HOUSE

What would you like to [acquire at reasonable prices] ?

bf woke up, said “he is here. the Skibidi Ooze Crab.” then immediately went back to sleep. who tf is the skibidi ooze crab and what do I do now that he’s here

He's… the strongest

Uni wants to be a BIG SHOT

she said take me to Italy and I said alright lego

I love this show bc every episode a patient is dying on the other side of the hospital and House is just doing shit like this

padding my bra, call that a mimic chest

this is some bullshit House would've done to a patient

can’t wait to spend the entirety of my next paycheck on all of these

New Summer Collection! We just added 8 new designs to our merchandise store, more information below :3☀️

You feel a great weight upon your soul. The evil may be banished but its presence lingers

my doctor pulled off a flawless 360 no-scope lobotomy on me

this happened to me