GifItARest
@GifItARest
Most of my tweets are covered in sarcasm. No negativity here. #XRP to the moon baby! 🚀📈🔜
🗣️ Merino: “Nico asked me more than 10 questions about Arsenal. I think he loves Arsenal.”

Has anyone seen the BTS video with Mosquera? Arteta tapping up his younger brother (14yrs old) who is an absolute MONSTER and nearly as tall as Cristhian already!! Planting the seed for a future move by getting him to do a mock “signing for Arsenal photo” Love my manager! 😂



Hey, @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Are you telling me we lock down Gabriel, Saliba, MLS and Ethan. We sign back up GK, CB, DM and RW players of ability, most of which who are PL proven too. We sign the most coveted #6 in world football AND a striker finally and people still piss and moan. We will sign Eze too!!
The king 👑 has now got a prince to follow in his footsteps. Let’s see what he can do…

Did we win a trophy in the last five years? No. Did we need to disrupt the culture and recruitment? Maybe. What I do know is that Arteta MUST win one of the PL or the UCL THIS SEASON. No excuses. So stop the insufferable bullshit and let’s see how this plays out first.
The reason why I aligned so much with the previous regime was because I try to practice best recruitment processes. Arteta is a kind of a man, like Steve Jobs, that creates the best operational practices wherever he goes. Edu complemented him. So I could reliably predict our…
Fans were expecting this vibe for the announcement video.
Welcome To The Arsenal, Victor Gyökeres 🔴⚪️✍️⭐️ @adidasfootball @adidasUK @Arsenal #Gyokeres #arsenal
My mate claims he is a time traveler. He just sent me this from the title parade in May 2026.
Remember, this WILL happen. 👀
Gyökeres bagging against Spurs in pre-season to announce himself to the Arsenal fans is going to hit like crack.
Right, seriously, they called the announcement time to the minute. They’ve been bang on about everything they post up until this point. No one can convince me otherwise that @HandofArsenal isn’t Andrea Berta. Absolute 🐐 of this summer transfer window. 🥷
Gyökeres needs to be hitting 20 goals minimum in the league. I’d expect 28+ in all comps. The penalty situation will be interesting as Saka is our penalty king and that ain’t changing for IKEA Ronaldo.
Arsenal please don’t fumble this announcement! 📣 It has to be Saliba slick and drop lines like Aubameyang. Gabriel’s celebration is a NON NEGOTIABLE and you better rinse the celebration to rattle the rivals
🚨 Breaking news!! 📰 The PGMOL have retrospectively banned Max Dowman for three matches for violent conduct after this shove on Gabriel Heinze.
Max Dowman absolutely VIOLATING Gabriel Heinze. I didn’t think I could like him anymore. Turns out, I could. 😂
Max Dowman absolutely VIOLATING Gabriel Heinze. I didn’t think I could like him anymore. Turns out, I could. 😂
Watch Nwaneri. Keep watching him. He is desperately calling for the ball and being ignored. He’s literally about to give up after Gabriel and Martinelli keep faffing about with it with no end product. Enter Declan Rice. Rice x Nwaneri = ⚽️ 🥅 vm.tiktok.com/ZNdut7LC3/