Gerston Blenman
@GerstonB
Retired WildBoy moonlighting as a responsible adult. Mid-Morning Naps and Curry are the elixirs of life. Latent Coffee Snob.
Joker : “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos...” Also Joker :
In an attempt to really solidify my fatherhood status I’ve been tucking my Tee shirts into my trousers . I quite like it .
Ranking of disdain for Barbados Public Service Vehicles based on route . • Route 10 • Route 3 • Route 11 • Route 3D
Social media has cultivated this narrative where everyone responds to comments with snarky comments as opposed using the space to educate or be kind . The Barbados Meteorological Service is a key example of not utilizing the space to educate . Here’s the thing ….
The ole people say if ya put ya problems in a pile with others , ya would take back out yours quick when ya see the plight of people . Give thanks .
I quite like this Bashment Soca song that’s making an ocular reference to when one covers one’s eye , if my notes serve me correctly , the artist also eludes to the possibility of a phallus being positioned in one’s esophagus …. Succinct to say the least ! Well done .
Part of my existence as an adult is to find time to Dilly Dally . Like just have my feet dangling ,swinging back and forth without any urgency or plans .
A Bajan will use sheep excrement as a measurement of quantity and I think that’s sublime . 😂😂😂😂 E.g : ….. Elsie that live above de plantation got money like sheep shite .
Every morning around 8:20 , my daughters will ask me where I’m going and before I can answer they’ll say “Gym ?!?” This morning in particular the eldest of the 2 said … “be careful and don’t hurt yourself” My week is made 🥺🥺🥺🥺
My unsolicited piece of advice this morning is to remember a little something about people you come into contact with regularly. Referencing something from a past convo which meant something to that person makes them feel seen and that little gesture goes a long way . 🙏🏿🙏🏿
Stay with me ; but there might be a BOUNTY on some of the people procuring these coconuts. If I have to explain this I will be severely disappointed .😆😆😆😆
Clearly the coconut industry booming cause why warrens got 100 people trying to sell coconut water?!?!?!……
Eating a curry whilst wearing anything white .
what's the most dangerous game to play in life?
The way Caribbean people give a compliment is the best thing ever ! “ya like ya tek a bath” Translated to mean : You look and smell good .😆😆😆😆
“De only music I got is in my soul sis” Paula Jackman 2025.
Goldilocks :
This hot and cold thing gonna have me in a tizzy
Leadpipe has yet again engineered another CropOver hit with ‘Tek Charge’ but can we take a moment to acknowledge his understanding of exercise mechanics with lyrics like “ Inhale and go down in a Squat,exhale when you bring it back up” Perfect form, masterful really ! 🔥🔥
My extremely tepid take is ,we should abolish lettuce! Especially in salads!! Like why are you eating rabbit food , lettuce is the absolute bottom tier of leaves! What makes eating lettuce even more egregious is the fact establishments want to charge extravagant prices for it 🤯