Gerry Deakin
@Gerry_Deakin
BREAKING: Man Utd representative getting escorted from St James’ Park after submitting an offer of £25M + Rasmus Højlund for Isak.
Manchester United putting their name into the hat for Alexander Isak:
This is the greatest interaction ever seen on The Apprentice. #TheApprentice #Apprentice
Iconic tweets by football clubs, A Thread 1. Manchester United, after their win against Arsenal in the FA Cup, overcoming questionable refereeing decisions.
😂😂😂 Keep up the comedy @INEOS. RIP @ManUtd.
Man United's £4,000-a-seat season ticket 'licence': New £2bn stadium plans being drawn up with proposal for a US-style ticketing model - and it doesn't even guarantee you a seat trib.al/YWZB6U7
How many goals Hojlund and Zirkzee scoring between them all season?
10
Marcus Rashford is not a Manchester United legend. I cannot believe I even have to debate that with anyone. Fucker downed tools and became a negative energy around the Club after he got his new contract and has been nothing but a distraction since. End of discussion.
One down, lot's more to go.
🗞️ Marcus Rashford has joined Barcelona on a season-long loan. Best of luck, Marcus 👊
"Bryan, this is the new Manchester United, we don't attack or be adventurous here. So forget everything you did at Brentford and concentrate on being a robot please"
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Amended #mufc fixtures for September September 14: Man City (A) - 4:30pm September 20: Chelsea (H) - 5:30pm September 27: Brentford (A) - 12:30pm
Another one of @Keir_Starmer's boys doing the country proud. How many more women and children's lives do you want to ruin you disgusting mong?!
🚨NEW: An asylum seeker has been charged with rape after a woman was allegedly sexually assaulted in a Nottinghamshire park The victim was attacked at Sutton Lawn, Sutton-in-Ashfield, between 9pm and 10pm on Sunday, June 29
Two?
@Arsenal 🤝 @emirates 🤝 @acmilan Two European giants face each other in Singapore ✈️
Love the dedication from Cunha but leaving your wife with a new born child to go play a few friendlies against some bums, isn't the right thing to do in my eyes. Family first, always.
Cunha in travelling party even though his wife Gabi has just given birth to their second child. Bryan Mbeumo, who completed £71m move from Brentford last night, and Diego Leon also travelling #MUFC
🚨 | 90% of the Bayer Leverkusen team has informed the club of their wish to leave after the club refused to sack Ten Hag following the 5-1 defeat against Flamengo U20. 🤯 (via @DavidOrnstein)
🚨 EXCL: Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue. Agreement now in place between 32yo & #SAFC. #Bayer04 asked by Switzerland midfielder to close deal rapidly. Negotiations ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65080…
"So instead of antidepressants, how about a nice Manchester United vs. Wolves snoozer?"
🚨 ❗️𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Live football matches are set to be prescribed on the NHS to help patients who experience depression. — @Independent
Does that mean you'll boot out @INEOS and the Glazers then, @FA?
Football Governance Act has received Royal Assent and is passed into law 🚨 Act will create an Independent Football Regulator with aim to raise standards across the game and improve financial sustainability.
Zinedine Zidane won his 8th trophy before his 7th defeat as a manager. Greatness.
🚨 Barcelona has reportedly asked Marcus Rashford to remove tweets about Cristiano Ronaldo and focus on praising Lionel Messi instead. [@DavidOrnstein]
What's he winning on the pitch 😂😂🤦🏻
Mikel Arteta winning on and off the pitch