Geoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcott
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My mate got tickets to see another comic & informed me mine are ‘competitively priced.’ So I’m using that! TICKETS 👉🏼 livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-…

As well as prepping for my @TimesRadio show from 7pm….i also spent ages trying to make it look like a crane is working on my Barnet.

Gill just put pressure on himself with that press conference yesterday. He seems a bit scrambled. #ENGvIND
I fucking love an absorbing Test series. It’s a thread which binds the whole summer together.
That winter fuel thing worked out well.
Benefits claims cost the BBC £185m in free TV licences for over-75s. Older people have been scrambling to claim pension credit, which gives them access to winter fuel payments and a free TV licence trib.al/fjPDGoK
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 Mr @iandstone joins me to ask… - Should we pay more for water than cat insurance? - Will teenage votes guarantee extremism? - Did Trump write that letter? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo… Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSp…
Thanks for the nice comments about @SundayBrunchC4 Had fun with a lovely panel of guests. My TOUR starts mid Sept - tickets from Live Nation.
Don't miss Geoff Norcott, who is on Sunday Brunch this morning at 10 am!✨ Geoff Norcot Basic Bloke 2 is coming to The Hawth on Friday, 28 November! Get your tickets NOW!👇 🎟️ parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/the-hawth/what… Link for Sunday Brunch: 🔗channel4.com/programmes/sun…
I’m on Sunday Brunch from 10am. I know a lot of you will have questions about my look, so….

If you proclaim yourself a sceptic or a science educator, you can’t pick & choose which dogmas you denounce & ridicule and which ones you defend under the umbrella of kindness.
“There’s a bit of a cringe factor… towards men reaching out to other men or proactively looking for friendship.” Men struggle with their ego making them think, “I don’t need to find friends,” even when they really want to, says male dating guru, Tom Stroud. @GeoffNorcott
What next, votes for 10-year-olds? And what about 5-year-olds? 😂 I'll be with @GeoffNorcott on his fantastic Friday night show to discuss votes for kids @TimesRadio just after 8pm