GENERAL SAM
@GeneralSamsSec
professional ass. Youtube: http://youtube.com/generalsam123 Podcast: https://youtube.com/c/ForeheadFablesPodcast Evil Twin: https://www.youtube.com/@SeneralGam
my audience and I have such a great relationship i love you guys

i need that lady with the gom jabbar to figure out which one of my kids keeps shitting without flushing
Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass
if i was an old timey villain i'd abduct the people responsible for the Corsair iCUE software and tie them to some railroad tracks.
I told Abby that Poob really likes cookies so she should cook cookies before he comes over when in reality I don’t even think he likes cookies and now I have all these to myself

They took the ads off my cooking video for what? For frying up a succulent Peruvian meal!? This is democracy manifest!

OH IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE!?
Fishing has been a memorable part of many games, whether it's Final Fantasy XV, Red Dead Redemption 2, or Animal Crossing: New Horizons. What game has your favorite fishing minigames and side quests?
Wife’s been talking about learning to make pastries. These are exciting times indeed.
I don’t mean to get political but Where the fuck did my internet porn go
do you understand how much of a fucking sap i feel like actually buying this rn i own like 6 versions of this fucking game

little fucking kids interrupting my grown up time