Patton

@GeneralPatton83

Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously. Buy me a http://coff.ee/generalpatton

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Joined September 2022

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · Jul 28

@FcKrYMaGiC Had to resurrect her lol

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 1 h

LMFAOOOO

ƑƑʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝔟к@__bee_kay__ · 9 h

See y’all in a bit

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 2 h

Bad 😂

DDerek Richards@comednDRichards · 2 h

All of these celebrity deaths have one thing in common...

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 2 h

Damn straight

SSeñor Skiz@SirSkiz1980 · 2 h

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 2 h

Thats hilarious 😂

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 3 h

Would! 😂

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 3 h

I'm definitely going to call somebody this one day 😂

SSaltyandy 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦🇨🇦@BialkoAndrew68 · 4 h

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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Al-E-Gator@FlBirder · 3 h

@GeneralPatton83 Have you seen Chuck's wife, Iris?

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𝕏erias@xerias_x · 9 h

Arrest Obama for Treason

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Hakeem@Hakeem42nHakeem · 4 h

GE Patton fren

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Tommy The Libertarian@eastman_tommy · 4 h

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Señor Skiz@SirSkiz1980 · 4 h

I almost used this for my morning post 😁

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Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸@TheRicanMemes · 6 h

RIP Hulk Hogan so glad I got to see him at the MSG Trump rally. Legend.

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 4 h

I think we all need a good laugh right now, so here ya go. We should take note and grab today by the D and twist it. 😂😂

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Brandie with a 🐝@BrandieWithABee · 8 h

RIP South Park

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 5 h

Mikey Pillows doesn’t like his business aired out all over Front Street.

IINFOWARS@infowars · 5 h

Legal Victory! MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Wins Appeal In $5 Million Chinese Election Meddling Challenge infowars.com/posts/legal-vi…

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 4 h

Is this my 80s doppelganger? 😂

MMr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365 · 6 h

Whitesnake

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PFD@cccpfd · 5 h

Good Afternoon Patton my dear ❤️

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 5 h

I bet his chilli hole is spicy 😂

TThe Boy Blob@TheBoyBlob · 9 h

When Pedro Pascal gets a little too anxious

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 5 h

So sad

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Patton@GeneralPatton83 · 5 h

Good afternoon y'all, I'd say happy Thursday but it looks like we've lost another icon this morning. RIP Hulk Hogan

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