Garrett Watts

Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night: - lil’ pot of water - pickle & Swiss cheese - left airpod w/ Frank Ocean playing This morning I let him go & he hopped away happily. I miss him & hope he’s good

“I’m getting tired of this tree spitting flowers at my ass” - Andrew Siwicki when one single flower pedal gently landed next to his coffee

I went on my friend Colton’s channel to discuss Superman and oh my god look at that comment. I’m calling the cops idc

Somebody in the comments just said “only man that can rock a cartoon fit” in response to my Superman premiere look and i fear I’ll never recover… IT’S A FULL GROWN BIG BOY SUIT! I’M VERY BIG AND VERY REAL MAM

“Why me?” I, a grown man, ask softly, as the internet calls me baby girl once again. The silence offers no answers. Only quiet acceptance.

Me in the 90s as a tiny skeleton if you even care

Y’all’s love and commentary on this video is TAKING ME OUT. Keep it up this is a blast 💕 youtu.be/PM426jA4BmI

I still cannot believe that Disney said yes to this. ENJOY! “Overnight ALONE in Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION!” youtu.be/PM426jA4BmI

This made me feel oddly emotional. It’s wild how far a little bit of kindness and understanding can go after 7 hours of feeling furious and dejected. Thanks for being cool 🫂 Hundreds of hours have gone into this and I can’t wait for you to see it tomorrow.

I’ve been at this for 7 hours. Final Cut won’t export the video. It’s 100% DONE. Andrew & I finished it last night but tech stuff happens 🤷🏼‍♂️ I feel like throwing up saying this but I have to post it tomorrow. Thank y’all for the excitement & I can’t wait for you to see it 💕

SEE YOU TOMORROW

ALONE IN THE HAUNTED MANSION. MAIN CHANNEL. MONDAY.

I am losing my mind thank you. This is so cute.

I can’t believe this is real… but here we are. GET READY.

I spent my birthday alone... youtu.be/YKCmtbZTuAQ

I can’t explain it but if Gene Wilder were still alive everything would be chill

Wrex

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