G: The Garden Dad

@GardenMinister

I am not an end, I am not a goal, I am not a home. I am not a cart, a truck or a wheelbarrow. I am a bridge, a footpath, a canal.

In the kitchen making dinner

Joined July 2013

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · Jul 4

4 characters that best define me.

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 12 m

You are in her DMs. I'm in her dungeon. Some one help, I haven't eaten in days

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 1 h

With the horrible noises coming from the shop, I half expect to go downstairs and see Wario and Waluigi beating the shit out of everything

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 1 h

Maybe I just want to see you naked for the art of it?

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 2 h

I'll pick dinner and the movie. You just have to show up

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 2 h

Come over, I'll make you some pasta. You are going to need to carb load for energy of the events following

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 2 h

I don't dislike you. I just find you annoying

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Final Fantasy Tactics@TacticsFinal · 9 h

Why fits so well in this game

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 3 h

I'm not a big sweets fan...but I'll do questionable and dubious things for a kit kat.

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · Dec 28, 2023

This could be us if you learn to play the horn.

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 3 h

These are all the thighs you get today

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b4andafternoon@b4andafternoon · 4 h

Fucking him in my mind Just to see how he'd taste in my body

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 4 h

Lunch time treat

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 4 h

You are mine And I have come to collect

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 5 h

Rest in piss hulk

TThe Iron Sheik@the_ironsheik · Jan 7

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 8 h

Paying more for the Vinyl OSTs than I did for the games themselves. Lots of good music this year

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 8 h

Pulled the fucking trigger. God bless my ear holes

G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 8 h

And my wallet is lighter this morning.

LLaced@Laced_audio · 10 h

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 9 h

Someone should bring me a coffee. And a get away vehicle

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G: The Garden Dad@GardenMinister · 10 h

Dudes calling women "females" need to be thrown off a cliff