Gar 💎 TEAM CRYSTAL
@Gar_Platinum
Catboy, Niche JoJo Nanocelebrity, Writer of Crimson Jungle @JJBACJ I mostly just retweet everything I see now but sometimes i draw!
artfight 2025 attack thread!
heya i will be in #artfight this year! attack me! attack my house! attack my kids! artfight.net/~GarPlatinum
this is the best question I’ve ever heard in my life
If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?
me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have? waiter: the lobster sir me: wonderful one for me and one for my date waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
Miles Davis from Jazz
Miles Davis from Jazz is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)
Very proud to say you'll now hear my voice in Team Fortress 2. The Boardwalk Barker was really fun to record.
Boardwalk AND Mannhole are now LIVE in #TF2's Summer update! Thank you so much to @UEAKCrash for the collaborative opportunity, to @junimoosh for their beautiful art, to @MasterGir for the new Barker VA, and all of YOU for the support on the Workshop! Now go take some selfies!!
“again”
🚨🇮🇱🇹🇭 BREAKING: A group of ISRAELI TOURISTS were beat up by transgenders in Thailand again
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
japanese people are dressing up as the 1960s Hanna Barbera version of Doctor Doom to watch the new Fantatsic Four because of a gag dub that went multi platinum on niconico. this gives me hope for humanity
いま映画館に着いたで！ #ファンタスティック４
Wish I could have finished this in time for the #Muppets70 but here it is!! Very happy with the result!
he’s reading all your replies btw
THIS PHOTO I JUST GOT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC CAT IM CRYINF
it’s popular for a reason, it’s a fucking banger!
how it feels to independently decide your favourite song from an album and then you go on the artist’s profile and it’s their most popular song
this guy named "aura farming tf2" has just been aurafarming on the point throughout the whole game
Carol watching Toriel about to name Kris "Togore" bc Asriel is taken
personal hc that Kris was named by the Holiday family cuz Dreemurrs suck at that