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I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather
My children are hinting they're expecting advent calendars again this year. They're 27 and 19.
Just spent ages working out why the fridge freezer was beeping when both doors were closed. Tried looking behind, bashed my head on the extractor hood, pulled the fridge out, realised had blocked my exit, swore, poured a wine. And they say only the young know how to have fun.
A friend recently met Paul Whitehouse in an airport and said he was lovely and chatty. It's so nice when people we love on television are brilliant in real life, isn't it?
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.
Just watched 28 Years Later, not knowing what to expect as I'd not seen the previous two. I absolutely bloody loved it. Him, not so much.
Pharmacy Twitter Our daughter has multiple complex needs and we are now unable to obtain this particular form of Clonazepam. We are using a substitute form which really does not agree with her and we are desperate to obtain supplies of the medication in the picture. Pls RT x ❤️
Wonder if they're trying to pass this as Graceland
Immersive Elvis experience slammed as ‘awful from start to finish’ independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
House of Fools
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…
It's 12 years today since my mum died. At least she was spared witnessing the decline in Corrie. She'd have had Much To Say, though.
Fellow parkrun volunteer was telling me how he's going for a prostate exam so can't exercise nor do certain activities for two days prior. "You know; sexual intercourse"
Faithless - Insomnia (Live on Later with Jools Holland, 1997) Sweet 16 & 'Insomnia' used to draw cheers whenever it came on at the clubs we went to! It hit the UK top 3 in 1996 and topped the UK Dance Chart. Mixmag voted it the 5th Greatest Dance Song of All Time! 🕺🕺
If your mum didn't wrap a bit of kitchen roll around an ice pop when you were a child, we can't be friends
People born in 2013 will be able to vote at the next election