ᅠ𝓦𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝗞𝗡͟𝗜͟𝗙͟𝗘ᅠ.ᐟ

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⠀ me bein ' crazy ... sure , she is. but calling me crazy might set her back. ⠀

⠀ you need to do this thing called coping ... and being a better wingman for your girl there ⠀

⠀ get a job ⠀

⠀ atta girl. ⠀

⠀ you are GAGGING on it jeeeeez ⠀

⠀ sure is. why don ' t we go back and close that fridge you forgot about ? ⠀

⠀ good ... that ' s very good , jill. ⠀

⠀ uh — huh. so you got that apartment all to yourself ? ⠀

⠀ off you go bouncing all on my shit again. do you ever get tired ? ⠀

⠀ ha ... you ' re cute. you got any roommates , jill ? ⠀

⠀ ya act like nobody ' s ever flirted with you in your whole life ⠀

⠀ hmm ... i might just have to , you know. a girl ' s gotta have connections. but just so you know , i ' m in dire need of saving just now. urgent. sos ⠀

⠀ huh , stars — that ' s what it stands for ? never really stopped to question it. well , jill , sounds like you do a stellar job taking care of humanity. ⠀

⠀ that big guy is acting like he ' s never seen a woman flirt. ⠀

⠀ woo , fancy big title you got there. whatcha doin ' in that team of yours ? ⠀

⠀ then i ' m here not nearly often enough. tell me more about you , jill. ⠀

⠀ depends. do you ? ⠀

⠀ i would get her silly cop outfit off in world record time ⠀