GDP
@GDPJuventus
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I never want to hear De Bruyne > Pirlo ever again Different profiles blah blah blah This is impact. This is how you pull up to the Euros correctly.
What we expected 2 months ago: . Conte . Tognozzi . Pintus . Osimhen . Tonali What we got: . Comolli . Modesto from Monza . Tudor staying . João Mario . Miretti getting sold to Napoli . No signings in defense Juventus is dead…
People ask why the Outrage. Some of these clubs won’t sell to us or if they do they inflate the price. Yet Juve are willing sell to them at a discount. Doesn’t Napoli have a don’t sell to Juve clause ? 😂
“Tudor’s plans” 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck your plans buddy, you were the 3rd choice manager, WHY are they letting him call the shots
#Napoli, #Bologna and #Genoa have shown interest in Fabio #Miretti, who is ready to leave #Juventus this summer. The midfielder is not in Igor #Tudor’s Plans. Price tag around €15-20M. #transfers
There's a sense of vulnerability emanating from the Juve aura right now that doesn't feel particularly familiar over the past 15 years or so. Mismanaged assets, lack of institutional discipline, managerial instability, etc - now is when leadership on all levels is required most.
*His contact ends in 2029* Juventus management: We’ll take €40 euros and a bottle of Fanta payable in instalments over 15 years
🚨🇧🇷 Douglas Luiz wants to go back to Premier League this summer as priority. His relationship with Juventus is broken and he will surely leave. Agent now in Italy to assess all options. 🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/kzwhdqE2Tps
Not falling for this fucking ragebait
❗NEW: Juventus are also considering Bryan Cristante (30) as a low cost option to replace Douglas Luiz, as per @Gazzetta_it 🇮🇹
Chill with the Joao Mario hate before he even kicks a ball Don’t misplace your frustration with the management on the player
I really hope they give us a decade long transfer ban
🚨💣 João Mário to Juventus, Alberto Costa to FC Porto… here we go! 🔀 Swap deal agreed after exclusive story on Monday night. 🐉 Alberto Costa valued at €15m plus €1m add-ons. 🤍🖤 João Mário valued at €12m. Porto will pay €3m plus €1m add-ons as compensation.
“We’ll give you Conceicao for €32m BUT you have to take Joao too” I see it
My conspiracy is that this is somehow related to us getting Conceicao Conceicao deal got delayed for “rights” at the same time Alberto to sporting got delayed Conceicao signs, and we let Berto go to Portugal This deal is too shitty to be true
❓How would you rate this deal?
Before Fabrizio and the likes how did we keep up with transfer news?
Before Fabrizio and the likes how did we keep up with transfer news?
How bad was the match fixing in that women’s match holy fuck my timeline is nuked 😭😭😭
Il riscatto di Conceicao è sacrosanto per 5 motivi: 1 - È giovane e rivendibile. 2 - Ha il dribbling nelle vene. 3 - 30 milioni in 4 anni non sono una follia. 4 - È uno dei pochi che dimostra di tenerci. 5 - 0 Mayulu è finita.
Mid day thoughts 💭 I’d rather give Vlahovic 20 million in wages for one more year than sign Rasmus Holjocaust for 45 million