Frosty
@FrostyTakes
Taco Farmer. Bad memes. Fluent in GIF. I once punched an owl in the jowl.
Fucking preach it brother. Suck it up! Or reach out to me…either one…
If you're a dude and you're having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
Now we're talking, baby.
JUST IN - A mysterious intergalactic object could potentially be a “hostile” alien spacecraft that’s slated to attack our planet in November, according to a new study by scientists — NYP
My time has come.
WANTED: Angry burrowing owl, possibly plotting world domination LAST SEEN: Sonny Bono Salton Sea National Wildlife Refuge If spotted, admire from a respectful distance and report any suspicious side-eye activity to local wildlife officials. Photo by Paulette Donnellon
Minding my business, drinking my elixir this morning when it splashed back into my eye. I can now see in 4D and through walls.
Don’t worry, I got it saved for the midterms. Every republican candidate should use it.
Dude you still have a mask on in your profile pic in 2025. We don’t give a single fuck about your feelings. Go cry in the cuck chair. 🪑
Got some tree lights. Now the River Birch trees feel important.
Wait for it...
It’s even funnier after the fifth time you watch it…