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Warning ⚠️ 🚨 I tell jokes of all kinds, mom jokes, puns, dirty humor, racist religious and dark humor as well. Nothing to me is off limits. Comedy has no boundaries ! If you choose to follow me know what you’re getting into. If you can’t handle it just move on! Thanks
Me and my son were in the doctors office this morning. Per RN I stepped on the scale. She Got off and I said to my son did you hear her ? She said I was a beast 💪🏼💪🏼 he said, “no mom she said obese”. 😂
How it went last night!! The sauce came out so good my son doesn’t want me to buy store bought anymore. So it looks like canning is in my future. But I have to say dinner was delicious all the way around ! I’m thankful I can cook. FYI I can even make my own pasta from scratch…
It’s been so hot I haven’t even seen a Jehovah's Witness at anyone’s door 😂
It's well known that being obese is bad for your health. There's a large body of evidence to back it up.
What do hookers and golfers have in common? The better they are the fewer strokes they need to finish.
My neighbor put a “NO KINGS!” sign next to his butterfly garden. But made an exception for the Monarchs.
Good morning Goonies it’s Monday it’s been Hell No degrees outside here in SC but it’s gonna be 10 degrees cooler than the last two days lol so almost 90 today . I pray you all have a beautiful start to your week
Your girl made a homemade garlic red sauce with veggies for some spaghetti and home made meatball balls. I have to say my house smells so damn good. I’ve impressed myself 😂
So from what I read there are certain schools denying kids doctors note for absences at school. The school does not know better than a medical doctor or a parent and I’m so glad my son is out of elementary, middle and HS. My son was born with a medical issue that caused him a…
A guy takes his giraffe to the bar and gets it drunk. The giraffe passes out so the guy gets up to leave. The bartender says "You can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy says "it's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
What do hookers and golfers have in common? The better they are the fewer strokes they need to finish.
My niece was banned from a local shoe store for shoplifting but I was able to sneaker in.
Did you hear about the Amish prostitute? She gets up to ten Mennonite!
Maidin Mhaith Goonies it’s Sunday let us pray Heavenly Father, The Lord is my strength and my shield; in him my heart trusts. continue to bless us that we may be a blessing to others. Keep us strong that we may help the weak and rejected. Keep us uplifted that we may have…
My husband just got stung by a bee on the forehead, he’s at the ER now, his face is all swollen and bruised, he almost died😭😭. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.