Fred Delicious 🍆
@Fred_Delicious
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this is shaping up to be the best day on Twitter since he got Covid, and in the long term, will probably be the second best day on Twitter of all time
I just drank my first beer and it feels amazing to hit weaker people with my fists
Tiny Chef, we have a tiny offer 👀
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
Days like this only come around once every few years. Embrace it. Cherish it. We deserve this
nice to see all the gang back on Twitter for one day ❤️
this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
reminder that this all started with him carrying a sink
2 Passion 2 Christ
‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ will begin filming in August. Jim Caviezel will return as Jesus.
oh you wanna key a swastica on my car?
oh you wanna key a swastica on my car?
'one time, I swear to god, he reached towards my face and before you know it, there's my nose, right in the middle of his fingers. just this tiny little nose and he was waving around in the air. truly beautiful, a special boy'
Donald Trump recalls a time he was impressed that his son, Barron Trump, was able to turn on a laptop: “I turn off his laptop, I said, 'Oh good,' and I go back five minutes later, he's got his laptop. I said, 'How'd you do that?' 'None of your business, Dad.' He’s got an…
Twitter was founded 19 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
Twitter was founded 19 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
that’s JD Vance
Does this child live at the White House now?
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Grown man voice: my friend from video games is gonna beat you up
You know master chief would beat your ass for dressing like this, right? @SIrBobFree
I could be having the worst day ever then I’ll see the latest JD Vance edit and all is right in the world. Each one is a blessing from god
This is rare JD Vance it happens only once in a few decades. Like and share for 99 years of wealth. You will never lack money for travel or trips 🙏 🍀
patriotism is so weird. proud of standing on that particular bit of rock are you buddy? enjoying your tectonic plate? grow up
once every few weeks someone will come forward like ‘one of my children has been fathered by elon musk, but I won’t reveal which one’ and they’re called Tyler, Olivia, and Windows XP