Frank C

“Fake news” is the battle cry of the proudly ignorant. The same folks yelling it are sitting in double-wide trailers, scrolling Facebook on a phone paid for by a government subsidy, while collecting Medicaid they don’t even recognize because their state slapped a fancy name on…

Trump having a full-on brain glitch.

Tom Homan doesn’t sound like a law enforcement official—he sounds like a rejected True Detective villain who gets off on ICE raids like it’s some kind of sick cosplay. “Flood the neighborhoods”? “Triple down”? Bro, this isn’t policy—it’s a racial purge fantasy dressed up in…

Trump really out here accusing Obama of treason like we all forgot he flew on Epstein’s jet, threw parties with traffickers, and (allegedly) paid to piss on—or get pissed on by—underage girls in Moscow.

Now get Trump

The Trump administration is fighting a law that requires priests to report child abuse.

Mike Johnson said “bless his heart” like he was about to monogram a tea towel and spiral into a Steel Magnolias monologue. That wasn’t scripture — that was a soft launch. If you know, you know. But more importantly: He’s quoting Bible verses while covering up Epstein’s…

So ICE agents need masks now because words hurt their feelings?

Careful now — when @realDonaldTrump starts talking about “irrefutable proof,” it usually means he’s about to confess to something he actually did. He’s projecting again. The man who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, flew on his plane, and had a modeling agency that funneled…

The Epstein Victim Showcase & Billionaire Stroke Den: Where every chandelier was bought with silence, semen, or both.

He sounds exactly like @StephenM if you microwaved his soul and fed it to a Patriot Front recruiter. This is what happens when white grievance, Christian nationalism, and algorithmic fame make a baby—hate becomes holy, and genocide gets rebranded as “tradition.” And don’t act…

@realDonaldTrump threatening to block a stadium deal over a team name is peak small-man energy—like Nero fiddling while Rome burns, except this time the fiddle’s gold-plated and has “TRUMP” stamped on it. Gas is up. Groceries are up. Rent is suffocating people. But this…

📢 Public Service Announcement 📢 They want to rename part of the John F. Kennedy Center—a sacred space for art, culture, and legacy—after Melania Trump. Yes, Melania. So in the spirit of cultural honesty, let’s call it what it really is: The First Lady Traffick & Tiaras…

🚨HOUSE RS AND HOUSE DS announced today a new pilot security program. The HOUSE will increase residential security from $10,000 to $20,000 a month. Also members will get $5,000 per month for personal security for Aug and Sept. Republicans radicalized a mob, cheered on a coup,…

I was told this week that the Epstein letter published in the WSJ has been a known commodity for close to a decade, since it was included in a 2016 oppo book . If you have more information, contact me securely at the email or signal in bio.

Cankles McEpstein looks like shit.

My statement on the DC Circuit stay.

Good morning. @realDonaldTrump is a pedophile—and everything he does now is about distraction and delay. He bragged about walking in on teenage pageant girls. He said if Ivanka weren’t his daughter, he’d date her. He claimed he cut ties with Epstein to avoid attention from…

One year ago today, I began my campaign for President of the United States. Over the 107 days of our race, I had the opportunity and honor to travel our nation and meet with Americans who were fighting for a better future. And today, millions of Americans continue to stand up…

@GuntherEagleman out here cosplaying as a patriot while clearly being two brain cells away from a stroke and three payments deep into a disinformation paycheck. No one this dumb is this loud for free—so Congress better start requiring these social media incels to disclose who’s…