Father Ted Quote of the Day
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That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.
"And now, lets get onto the important stuff... the raffle. The last raffle I was at was very interesting, because the people who ran the raffle, actually won it! So it's not unusual for that to happen, now and again."
There is nothing more corrupt in Ireland than a Gaelic club’s draw for All Iteland Final tickets I can’t help but to admire the audacity of some of the draw results This one is a beaut, hats off to Glanmire 😂
"July 19th. On this day, eh, Galway liberated from Indians...eh, Marathon becomes Snickers...aha, Ted! Ice Age ends."
“Would that be the day the ice age ended?”
"July the 19th. What's so special about July the 19th?"
“Gobshite! Yes!”
July 4th next year is a Saturday, regarding President Trumps UFC White House event. I will be reigning President of Ireland just under 1 year when I step out on the lawns of the White House to throw down. Epic proportions! Or as I like to call it, Tuesday at the office. Vote…
📺 A chairde Gael..... The propaganda wing of the regime has just contacted us.... They WILL put our set from Glastonbury today on the I-player later this evening for your viewing pleasure. The crowd expected today is far greater than West Holts capacity so "you'll need to be…
📺 A chairde Gael..... The propaganda wing of the regime has just contacted us.... They WILL put our set from Glastonbury today on the I-player later this evening for your viewing pleasure. The crowd expected today is far greater than West Holts capacity so "you'll need to be…
“Yes, he got his lad out. Only, you only see it for a second but you get the message.” “I didn’t know what it was at first, it’s so long since I’ve seen one.”
I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
“I think it would be better if I didn’t go to America.”
U.S. Correspondent Lauren Tomasi has been caught in the crossfire as the LAPD fired rubber bullets at protesters in the heart of Los Angeles. #9News LATEST: nine.social/YbJ
"Sack me? Sack me? I made the BBC!"
After a presenting career on the BBC that's spanned four decades, @GaryLineker will leave BBC Sport following his final Match of the Day on Sunday.
“What's the official line the church is taking on this?"
“Again, Ireland, no points” #Eurovision
“There you are!”
Peace be with you all! This is the first greeting spoken by the Risen Christ, the Good Shepherd. I would like this greeting of peace to resound in your hearts, in your families, and among all people, wherever they may be, in every nation and throughout the world.
“The Pope is God’s representative on Earth.”
THIS IS THE NEW POPE! His name is Robert Prevost. He’s the first American Pope. He is anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, pro-open Borders, and a total Marxist like Pope Francis. Catholics don’t have anything good to look forward to. Just another Marxist puppet in the Vatican.
“I think you were supposed to do a funeral today.” #popefrancisfuneral
“Oh, Father, you’re brilliant. Father, you should be Pope. Doesn’t impress him. Makes me sick.”
"That was the Pope? That fella living in the art gallery?"
