Forrest
@ForrestWomack
Catholic. Dad of 5. Texan. Veteran. Nerd.
All of my followers, I prayed for all of you - also those who couldn't come - in 🇻🇦 Pope Francis' Funeral Mass. I have one copy of this Mass booklet for you, retweet this and I will draw a winner in a few days!
Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!
Hey @grok, based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like?
There is a segment of the right whose politics is essentially just Fight Club. It pretends to manliness but is sheer adolescence, and claims to be realist while being lost in fantasy. It is not a cure for liberal individualism but just one more obnoxious manifestation of it.
Thanks a million, Father! Your insight was theologically false and just plain stupid. Thanks for giving fodder to all the Protestants who are already misinformed regarding Marian devotion.
Welp. This is blasphemy. Roman Catholic priest insists that occasionally Jesus is too busy to hear and answer our prayers, and so this is why we should pray to Mary, saying: "sometimes, the fastest way to the son is through his mother."
Conservatism is an illusion. I used to think it was real. I bought in to the Burkean idea that it was a defense of the permanent things and championing of the true, the good, and the beautiful. A false notion. Turns out, if anything, it's just a whiter shade of pale. It's only…
Alea Iacta Est
Conservatism is an illusion. I used to think it was real. I bought in to the Burkean idea that it was a defense of the permanent things and championing of the true, the good, and the beautiful. A false notion. Turns out, if anything, it's just a whiter shade of pale. It's only…
Alea Iacta Est
So President Trump decides we're just going to stop minting pennies? This decision makes no cents.
"Our healthcare system is terrible and backwards. Why can't we be more like Cuba?" ***Dissident seeking appointment wants to bring transparency and accountability to said system*** "He's disgusting! Our healthcare system is the envy of the world!" I'm confused.
Ambassador Caroline Kennedy’s statement to the US Senate on RFKJr’s nomination for HHS Secretary This is a reading of a letter she just sent to Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions I’m so proud of my courageous mother, who’s lived a life of dignity,…
Posts after blocking me so I can't reply as her sycophants try to dox me and amusingly misidentify, getting all manner of facts wrong with bush league insults and accusations. That's all par for the course with these types. But what I can't accept... what is going too far... what…
Congratulations @realDonaldTrump! I pray that The Holy Spirit guide you in your Presidency.
My sister's brother's mother's son's friend's quadruplet 16 year old daughters just told me in unison, "Vance looks at me like he wants to rape me. Walz looks like a kind father who will hold me tight and affirm my woman power." I nodded, then we all cried and danced in joy.
My neighbor’s 25-year-old daughter just now: “Vance was slick, but I didn’t trust what he was saying. He lied about wanting to ban abortion nationally. Walz struck me as a regular guy. I liked that he didn’t talk down to me. Most of all, he respects women. That’s enough for me.”
Turning bread into Jesus
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, what are you doing??
I heard it's a masterpiece. There's a heart-pounding sequence with a slowly moving podium. The nightmarish dance routine by MAGA Shaman evokes Guillermo del Toro vibes of strange, ethereal horror. And the knitting grandma motifs are nothing short of haunting.
The Left is so desperate that they created a new off Broadway play called Fatherland about January 6th. This propaganda is pure cringe.
Major props to President Trump honoring the Prince of the Heavenly Hosts on his feast day, yesterday. All you Protestants on the Right whinging about it are the reason America's got problems.
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about…
Our secularised world is teeming with magicians, occultism, spiritism, astrologers and satanic sects. If we kick the devil out the door, he tries to return through the window. If we overcome him with faith, he seeks to return through superstition. #GeneralAudience
I'm 43. 5 kids. This weekend my wife hosted a Hobbit Day party where we had 6 other families with lots of kids come to our big house in the country and we had a blast the whole afternoon. No babysitter wanted.
I’m 42. Child-free. It’s the weekend. No babysitter needed. Can I get a cheers?
I played football for a few years…I made a statement being pro-American… Didn’t you cover football for a year or two?…What happened to that?
Hey are your CTE checkups up to date? How'd your bank account audit?