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Arsenal fans realising they paid less for Gyokeres than Man United did for Hojlund
If this happens and Isak leaves, Newcastle might’ve just had the worst transfer window in football history 😭😭
Benjamin Šeško would prefer to join Manchester United over Newcastle. #MUFC
Wayne Rooney left Everton, got married, had 3 kids, won 16 trophies, went bald, got a transplant, became United’s top scorer, returned to Everton, left for MLS, managed Derby, got relegated, took over Birmingham, got sacked, managed Plymouth, got sacked again, became a pundit……
Morgan Gibbs-White really said:
🚨🏴 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Morgan Gibbs-White signs new contract with Nottingham Forest until 2028. 📝
That’s Isak and Lewandowski 😭😭
BREAKING: Socialist Omar Fateh wins the Democratic endorsement over incumbent Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey
Current Status: ○ Single ○ In a relationship ● Waiting for the start of the 25/26 season
The currency Liverpool have been using this transfer window
Throwback to when Christian Fuchs launched a throw-in straight at the face of Alexis Sanchez 😂🤣
Yamal to Rashford: “We don’t do 15th place around here, bro.”
Jim Ratcliffe after submitting an offer of £150m to Newcastle for Alexander Isak… in 277 instalments over 50 years.
Man Utd representatives escorted out of Newcastle after submitting an offer of £25M + Rasmus Højlund + Jadon Sancho… plus £30M add-on if they win the treble two years in a row.
🚨🇸🇪 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Alexander Isak (25) has told Newcastle he wants to explore a move away from the club
Flamengo dropped the coldest signing announcement of the year
Di María strolled over and hit the ref with that “I wouldn’t take that if I were you” look… next thing you know, C. Izquierdoz was off in Boca’s clash with Lanús 🤣
Jurgen Klopp watching Liverpool spend £300m on 4 players in two weeks
