churro smoker
@FloridaManPig
Isaac P. Kūntz Florida half man, half bear pig. Home Office, digital gonad. Amateur herpetologist.
My diva, my muse... so beautiful. A shrine, a thread 🧵




"OMG, BABY!! You shouldn't have..."
May this type of love chase ME , finds ME 😭
4 types of salmonella? How's your immune system, bro?
During my trip to India, I ONLY ate in 5 star hotels and still contracted 4 types of Salmonella. The hotel apparently sourced their eggs from a filthy chicken farm right next to a literal mountain of trash. There are serious hygiene issues that must be addressed in India. It is…
"You used your phone 15h 23m more than last week" I bought this phone on Wednesday.
RIP Matt & Trey... they'll be missed 🥲https://t.co/jmJ2jtqiqo
"Oh... Pedro. Namor is also mexican, do you know him?"
Pedro Pascal says Vanessa Kirby talks about Namor all the time "Every single chance she gets ... nobody brings it up except for her" When asked his thoughts about Namor being in ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ “Hmm… no comment” (via @CinemaBlend | #FantasticFour)
Classic @FloridaManPig
Even more intimidating that the female tigress and the female leopardess.
The female lioness looks more intimidating than the male 😳
@FloridaManPig what do you think?
average mexican couple ❤️ 🇲🇽