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"Tell that t' the two future versions of me who are traumatized even I am..." *glup* "The ideas send shivers down my spine."
βRool hasnβt done nothing! Heβs going tβdo it. Thereβs a difference. Canβt discipline someone fβsomethinβ he might do. Letβs trust things go the right way this time..β
"He's still tried to kill me! Twice! Ya need to keep a leash on em at this point..."
βSeeinβ those counterparts of us argues reminds me of me βnβ the Rool Iβm with when we first met.. Canβt even remember how we ended up together βnβ likinβ each other.β
"Yeah... but I feel that's rude hes my hubby! He should get what he wants I even built him a statue in my castle lobby.. he loves it and gave me so many kisses! Ain't that great heh, I'm such a good husband~"
ββCourse youβre hot. Youβre me.. Ya just need the confidence. If ya show a sign of weakness then Roolβs gonna pounce on it. Ya gotta be a brick wall βnβ tell him whatβs what.β
"B-but what if he just gets even more mad?! I... I dont wanna upset my hubby... he always tells me I'm embarrassing as a king but hot as a husband.. it's so insulting... and hot at the same time... I'm I werid?"
βUntilβ¦ Ya flick him on the snout.β
"Um... if I do that t' my husband he smacks me across the face... ya sure bout that? Rool seems pretty annoyed all the time when ya say stuff like that.."
βYa want a mate. Find yourself a K.Rool. Then flick βem on the snout and tell βem theyβre yours.β
"Hmph, not sure the point of it, just makes people not wanna work with ya or listen t' ya after ya take over the world." *gnarly had a bias against invading due to his childhood*
"I feel like you chumps don't think I'm a threat lately. Maybe an invasion will remind ya."
"Oh yeah... with my throne threatened twice soon... t'be third it's great... why couldn't I have been born on some tropical island... instead of a royal.."
"There ya go. Mr second best~. 'Totally the best you in your world though, except when I'm there. Bwehehehe. Cheers up! Bein' the best is a lotta pressure."
*grumbles* "Fine... But I'm the best koopa in my own world...! R-right?"
"Uh huh. Maybe I'll let ya be second best. Just admit I'm the best Gnarly. Go on."
"Y'know I've sorta been thinkin' is it smart fer me t' have a kid...? I mean I love my family very much, but I ain't sure if my narcissistic husband, and undead crazed brother is the right environment for a kid. Peaches will treat 'em well but she's to soft.."
"Co-parentin' is a pain.."
"W-well I'm the new king on the block! Ain't I gnarly and handsome!?" *he looks at his fiancee and smirks* "Though I guess I ain't as handsome as you bwhaha~ I'M STILL REALLY SMOKIN' THOUGH!" *he strikes a pose overplaying it a bit tripping wobbling*
βNow now Bowser. Jealousy suits you but you hardly take care of yourself. Where as me. Iβm exquisite~. As well as quite the acclaimed actor if you happened to forget such a fact. Itβs not every day the great King K.Rool goes to a peasantβs mall.β
"Ya treat me like a lamer! What ya think I'm gonna start readin' books and wearin' glasses I'M COOL! I'M EVIL! I'M BADDD!!"
βYeah. Really baddd. How maybe kingdoms have you conquered again? How many galaxies have you overthrown? Maybe I could let ya just spectate?β
"Y-yeah I am I once pulled the seat from under Rool when he was trying to have dinner! Oh, I'm bad alright! Ya must not remember how mean I can be!" *he's been a jerk to people before but evil? Nah he was more a loser*
βI have a rep tβprotect! Donβt ya have a kingdom tβrun or somethinβ? I didnβt take ya deviously evil sort either. Ya sure you could handle that?β
"Hmph! I ain't Make nothin' sound uncool ya lunkhead!.. at least y'know I'm handsome, couldn't forgive ya if ya didn't! Come on I wanna do somethin' with ya Awesome!"
βHow do ya somehow make it sound uncool then?β¦ Youβre right about the handsome part at least. Looks like beinβ a king forced ya tβtidy ya up a little.β
"I've always wanted to go out conquerin' with ya show off how cool I am! Heh, people won't know what hit them when to handsome koopas pull up to the show!"
βTo all the people that see this, listen up! Iβm awesome! Way awesomer than you! Get used to it coz itβll make it way easier tβaccept when I conquer your world.β
"That sweet sweet Princess Peach... dad she's so wonderful! To think all the years of kidnapping and threatenin' her people would lead to a beautiful romance!"
βTo all the people that see this, listen up! Iβm awesome! Way awesomer than you! Get used to it coz itβll make it way easier tβaccept when I conquer your world.β
"1. DATS, my son, we're talkin' bout he deserves the world. 2. Who cares if I'm soft? I'm still a good king.. and a good dad!
`` going soft are we? ``
"α΄΅'α΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅βΏ Κ·α΅β±α΅β±βΏ' αΆ α΅Κ³ Β³β° α΅β±βΏα΅α΅α΅Λ’. α΄΅'α΅ α΅Κ³α΅αΆ αΆ β±αΆ Κ²α΅Λ’α΅ α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅Λ’α΅.. α΅ΚΈ Λ’α΅βΏ Κ·α΅βΏα΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅Κ³α΅α΅Κ³Λ’ αΆ Κ³α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅Λ’Κ°β±'Λ’, α΅α΅α΅ Κ·Κ°α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅α΅α΅Λ’ α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅ΚΈ Κ°α΅α΅α΅ΚΈ, α΅Κ·α΅Κ°α΅Κ°α΅"
"I'm bisexual of course! I ain't never met a me who wasn't come t' think of it.."
"Ain't no bowser better then me! It's the truth! Bwahahaha.... I hope no one heard that..."
"I went with my fiancee t' the mall and THEY got all da looks NOT ME!! The king of hotties! I'M MAD! IT AIN'T FAIIRRRRR!!!"
