💥Katt💥
@FirecrackerKatt
❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
Hitachi - Japanese for "the divorce was worth it"
Camping is disgusting and should be reserved for communists and criminals for a weird fucked up version of Thunderdome. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
You know how artsy people have coffee table books filled with random penises and call it art… What if we could make one of those but instead of penises I could smash my exes fingers and then take pictures of them all crooked and fucked up and call it art, not assault.
We need a Twitter chain discussing our ex-husband’s physical ailments and how we feel about them. I will go first… You can see his bald spot from space, and that makes me happy on the inside.
how much do y’all think I could pay Sophie Cunningham to make my ex-husband her pussy bitch too
Looks like all you middle aged Twitter whores have about six months of “renaissance” before you expire 🥂🥂
It’s been a while since I fantasized about my ex-husband being abducted by aliens for a deep anal cavity search using nothing but a wire bbq brush. My god it’s so much better than porn.
My ex-husband is the human equivalent of what you see when you shine a black light on a motel room comforter.
As I scroll through Twitter on this lovely Saturday, I have two thoughts: 1. You guys are really proud of your drippy gooey points in the wrong direction genitals 2. You absolutely should NOT be proud of your drippy gooey points in the wrong direction genitals
Is it still cool to make fun of Mormons on here, or did you guys fuck that up too.
Wait… So you’re telling me in the two years I’ve been gone, people are paying REAL American dollars to read your garbage tweets? Maybe you guys are significantly more brain damaged than I remember.
Two years later this place still reeks of dried cum and regret. Never change Twitter. Never. Change.
