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@FiercePantomime
❝ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʀᴀɢᴇ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ʀᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀɢᴇ!❞
“IF IT CAN BLEED, IT CAN DIE!!” Cue Harley pulling a spiked baseball bat from her inventory.
He grumbles quietly, face shielded by his hand. Once it was lowered away, he would lift his leg & begin hopping around, holding his knee as he does so. Although it largely didn't hurt at all, he felt his theatrics were a good idea to preserve her confidence. ❝ Rude! ❞
She stomping his foot. “No!!”
He lifts his arm, checking an imaginary watch before lowering it & repositioning his attention to Harley. ❝ Ya done yet? ❞
Peach.⠀ Replies soon. I just woke up. Seepy eepy mun
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀❝ You're Vader's puppet. . .❞ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀Subject 1138 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀Rogue Clone. #SWRP #MVRP
ᅠ You don’t get to destroy who I am
ᅠ You don’t get to destroy who I am
“No, I ain’t no weirdo. But I took this Polaroid outside his bedroom window.” And thus she produces such photo.
"Did you tell him this?"
“It’s okay, though. He’s like, super hot.”
"Oh, wonderful."
“Y’know… if I put a bag over Bruce’s head, I might let him smash. I dunno, the smile creeps me out and looks too much like… Him.”
“Please don’t word it like that.” Putting the bat away into her inventory. It just ✨disappears✨ .
He'd chuckle as response. ❝ I absolutely don't, ❞ He'd hand over her spiked bat. ❝ I prefer not to put random people in my mouth, never know where they've been ya know? ❞
“Hey! My bat!” She growled in his direction, frustrated. “Hmph. Fine. As long as ya don’t bite.”
Sighs, vanishing into the ceiling only to reappear peaking through a wall closer to her bat. Don't mind him but he'll be taking that for the moment. He then vanishes back through the same wall only to step out from the side facing her. ❝ Bite? Ew no. Why would I? ❞
“If you consider threatenin’ them with a spikey bat to be talkin’… Then, yeah. I did.”
"I'm guessing you talked to them?"
Getting ready to swing—. “Do you bite?”
❝ Okay wait–! ❞ His act was cut short, hands placed outward between them before the six foot six spider-being proceeds to scale her wall until he reached the ceiling. He is most definitely not* coming back down until she has put the bat away*.
“Yes! Like that! Definitely that!”
"So a Spider-Phantom? That was sexy, tall, and handsome?"
“A Spider-Being, person. Like if Spida-Man and Danny Phantom had a sexy, tall, handsome, love child. Ya know?”
"A giant spider? Glowing in the dark? "Was this an actual arachnid or was it a Spider-Being?"
“Ew ew ew!!! Kill it!!”
Uh.. Hm. This is an interesting sight. She's so tiny, does she intend to stomp his foot? Actually, don't answer that. He's instead taking a cautionary step back. ❝ Ma'am, I implore, put the foot down. ❞
“AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE.” She’s raising her heeled foot to squish him. “Spider!! Spider!!”
❝ A glowing spider huh? Gotham sure is weird. ❞