Fergus Craig
@FergusCraig
Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. Preorder my new book now... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Retirement-Home-Knows-Murderer/dp/1408734621/ref
Very excited to be able to reveal the cover to my new book. Out in Feb '26!
As long as we can get that Dominic Calvert-Lewin deal over the line, I'm chill about this actually.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club 👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
Hate how this day has become so commercialised now.
It's my birthday. What a great opportunity to pre-order my next book.
An old university friend of mine is going through a very tough time. If you can help her and her family at all, please do... gofundme.com/f/give-Lise-a-…
We’ve just put out an episode of the Newcastle Natter, the podcast I’ve been doing for about fifteen years but never promote, if you’re interested. #nufc
Just checked the author’s net worth and it’s only £630m, so maybe there needs to be another step or two.
Great. Now I can't get to the voting booth because all the youths have left their lime bikes in the way.
Seal’s done pretty well to maintain his level of stardom off the back of two hits thirty years ago. Credit due. Sonya could learn a lot from him.
As @MisterTrebus points out, it’s a good job they don’t sweat in that family.
Upside: a life of infinite privilege. Downside: full on suit in the sun in a heatwave.
