Cheddar

Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk

Bukkit water nummy Fwom da bukkit dat be pink All awound, we all dos sit And hab a nummy dwink #CheddarPoetry #BukkitWater #FiggyNotComeForPikchur #HeTooBizzyBeingSilly

One and two Den two and fwee I wessles figgy In da twee I wessles fearse I wessles stwong Den figgy falls And sings sad song #CheddarPoetry #Wessles #SillyFiggy #IWin

In da nippy Ware I lay Da farrys danse Da farrys play I wach dem fly Wif waynbows bwite As dey make spargles In da lite #CheddarPoetry #Catnip #CatnipHappys #Farrys

Da figgy clime In neybor twee But dat not ware He sposed to be He clime up hi His leash get stuk Da mama sees She mutters fug #CheddarPoetry #MamaHadToClimeDaTweeAndFweeHim #DenHeClimeHyer #HeGetInTrubble #FugBadWor

I be cleber I be kwik I purrform Da gwatest twik Downstairs ware A bord ses stop I push fru And den I hop I go ware I not can go I not let da Mama noe But mama smart And she find out I gets in trubble Den I pout #CheddarPoetry #NoFair #IShudGetToGoDere #Downstairs

I twies to pounce da Figgy But da Figgy climes up hi He ses he wants to weach da clowds And take dem fwom da sky I tells Fig he silly Dat da clowds, dey not come down Figgy, he not likes dis And he has a sad and fwown #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeClimeToTopOfTwellis

Da sky be wet Da air be kool Da rain, it falls Into a pool On da step I stay all dwy I wach da rain As clowds all cwy #CheddarPoetry #RainyDay #IGoInDaRainForAMinnitButDenComeBak #RainBeWet #SockyPlayInDaRain #SheSilly

Lettis sammich Lettis sammich Let me hab dis Lettis sammich Lettis gween And bun so fwesh Lettis sammich Gib me now! #CheddarPoetry #LettisSammich #SockyAskedForSumToo #IGpttedPeese #ItNummyYummy #ItImportintDatMamaShare

Figgy find a gwassyhopper He sings op op op! In da gwass, he play wif fwend He follow and he bop He put da hopper in his mouff He karry him along Finally, he takes a bite And sings a happy song #CheddarPoetry #ItTookedHimElebendyTenMinnitsToCachIt #HeCallsDemHopHops

Fwesh fwom da oben A warm bweddy bun It in mama's hand So I come and run I must hab a peese And I cannot wait I weach and I gwab Da bun on da plate #CheddarPoetry #MamaMakedMeSitAndSayPweez #SoISesPweez #DenIGetPeese #DenIGwabForMor #FweshBwedDaNummyest

Figgy neber seed a skwirl Until jus yesserday Wen he see, eksited be! He want da skwirl to play Figgy chase and clime da twee But skwirl jus get upset Den da Figgy wach below Da skwirl he did not get #CheddarPoetry #Skwirl #FiggyWeallyWantsToBeFwendsWifSkwirl

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I likkys da sunbeam And sunbeam liks me I likky dem bak Cuz I jus wanna see Dos sunbeam hab taste? Can I puts dem in tum? And den wat will happen Wen pooped fwom my bum? #CheddarPoetry #Sunbeam #TastesLikeHappys

Makky cheez! Is dat for meez? I wud likes sum Pwetty pweez! Do not ignor Or I will RAWRR So gibs me taste And den sum mor #CheddarPoetry #MakkyCheez #CheezyNoodils #ILikesMakkyCheez #SockyWantSumToo #IGetsNoodil #ItNummyYummy

Silly Fig, he play wif leash He danse and twirl awound Den he pounce his baby leash And rolls upon da gwound #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTangilHimselfWifHisLeash #MamaHalpHimUntangil #DenHePounceAgen

Wat gots yoo dere? I wanna see! I finks yoo shud Gib sum to me I noes it yum I smells fwom heer Gib me a peese And bwing it near! #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItTakeeto #DatAFunnyNomName #ItHotOnMyTung #ILikesIt #IWantsMor

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I rolls on my back Wif my tum to da sky As sunbeam shines bwitely It’s hot ware I lie I stweches out long And a sleepy I be Inside me, a happy Da sun shines for me #CheddarPoetry #Sunbeam #SunbeamBaff

Fig gos to da garden He hides in da shade He sleeps in da flowers A bed he has made He sings he be hiding And cannot be found But mama still sees him Rite dere on da gwound #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotGoodAtHiding

Dere’s a bumbum in da twee And dat cute bum belongs to me I stiks it out for all to see Cuz dat is jus how it shud be #CheddarPoetry #Bumbum #BumbumTwee