Family Guy Cuts
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Family Guy clips, flashbacks and cuts!
How is it that on modern-day Twitter, actual Nazis can post sections of Mein Kampf with no problem. But a Family Guy fan account gets censored for mild cartoon violence!? @elonmusk
Ooh, It says here that this is the actual gutter where the policeman fell over laughing after Eddie Murphy told him he was just giving the transvestite a ride home!
"Peter, what're you doing?" "Crack." "What the fuck?" "Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian."
We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler.
"The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette." "Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up!"
Chris, would you run and get some milk? And be sure to take it from the back.
The New Yorker? You'll fit in there as well as I did at Woodstock.
Boy, Stewie's more wound up than Dad was that time he took steroids.
Well, the hijacking of Flight 52 is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple, a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like.
If I blow this, I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company.
Look, my first bike. Boy, I had so much fun playing with that...
Jeez. I'm sorry, honey. I'd help you clean it up. But you know how lousy I am with housework. Remember when I tried doing the laundry?
Yeah, uh, this is a message for Brian. This is Jack Nicholson. Uh, listen, I read your script, and it just, uh, you know, jumped right off the page...
"Um, yeah, I'll-- I'll have three cheeseburgers." "Peter, For God's sake! She's having a baby!" "Oh, That's right. A-And a kid's meal."