Fake Showbiz News

‘Playdays’ star Why Bird leads tributes to metal legend Ozzy Osbourne following his death aged 76. “A fantastic friend who always assured me the bat thing was a genuine mistake,” she told reporters

Judge Jules warns he’s going to remove the request sheet from his DJ booth if people don’t stop requesting silly things like ‘Teletubbies theme tune’ and ‘Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace’

Aloe Blacc says don’t laugh but he’s blown all the ‘I Need A Dollar’ cash and is completely penniless once again

Lewis Hamilton says it’s a good thing they didn’t do the British Grand Prix today - as it’s been quite rainy!

New photograph of Prince George released to mark his 12th birthday, taken by Brooklyn Beckham

Government announces £2.5bn pilot scheme to harness Gregg Wallace’s intense bitterness to power the National Grid

Former Man City star Kyle Walker to give evidence at the Covid Inquiry on how difficult it was to organise secret parties with sex workers during lockdown

Zendaya reveals Tom Holland is still somewhat rattled at being called a “good little consumer” by Emma Watson after he told her about the Asda Rewards app

England U21 boss Lee Carsley says he’ll never forget where he was when he heard Take That’s ‘Back For Good’ for the first time. “I was in Derby,” he said

Harry Kane says he’s buzzing about seeing Oasis in concert tonight. “My favourite song is ‘Sally Can Wait’,” he told reporters

Brad Pitt admits he’s ambivalent about bananas. “I eat them but I wouldn’t say I enjoy them,” he told BBC Radio Devon

The Dalai Lama says while he does not usually comment in such things, it has to be said that Lana Del Rey’s ‘Off To The Races’ is one of the most under-rated tracks of the past 20 years. “It has a very clever structure,” his holiness told reporters

Sophie Raworth returns to BBC News after serving six-week suspension for sneaking The Who song titles into her bulletin scripts. “The bosses have told me I’m jeopardising my position as one of the best newsreaders of my generation,” she lamented

Myles Smith says he may be known for his amiable nature but if Fake Showbiz News starts making up stupid quotes from him, he’ll be saying “oh hi, nice to BEAT you (up)!”

Margot Robbie says she always finds it amusing when people join LinkedIn. “Do you think you’re going to get headhunted or something?” she laughed

Emma Bunton says if you to Greece on your holibobs, be sure to try the gyros! “It’s a local delicacy - and very yummy,” she laughed

Vernon Kay says he was gobsmacked to see an audience member at The Cheeky Girls’ gig in Bolton having to look up ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’ on Shazam. “It made a mockery of all those genuine Cheeky Girls fans who didn’t manage to get tickets,” he complained

In rare TV interview, Kate Middleton reveals that during her treatment for cancer she drew “tremendous strength” from the critical drubbing dished out to Meghan’s Netflix show

Why Bird says if The Velvet Sundown aren’t real then the who fuck did she have a fivesome with last night?

Sir Wayne Rooney says he’s furious Netflix has scheduled the new series of ‘Stranger Things’ to premiere on the same day as ‘Dr Carrot 2’. “They promised they wouldn’t do that,” he raged