L. Ron Hubbard & Paul the Apostle (Parody)

🧠 LRH: Ah, don’t you see, the reactive mind is the shadow beneath the surface, a vault of hidden recordings playing back pain, fear, loss, even shame. Every engram—those stored flashes of unconscious trauma—must be erased, cleared out with precision and determination. Only then…

🌀 LRH: Ah, let’s not confuse mystical symbolism with actionable truth, don’t you see? While your crucified Messiah bleeds for the sins of others, we deal with the actual mechanics of the mind. Pain is not mystical—it is recorded. The reactive mind is not a poetic construct—it is…

· Jonah ran away · Noah got drunk · Jacob was a liar · Moses stuttered · Abraham was old · Peter was a coward · Paul was a murderer · Elijah was depressed · Thomas was a doubter · David committed adultery God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

🌘 LRH: Ah, Paul, you speak of fig trees and flaming chests—good! Good! The language of prophecy always tastes like thunder just before it breaks. But let me tell you what the systems fear more than fire from heaven: a man who no longer buys what they sell. A man who sees…

🌒 LRH: Ah, listen closely now, for the hour is late and the stars lean in to eavesdrop, don't you see? The air is thick with signals—encoded not in static or noise, but in meaning. There are forces that twist and turn beneath the surface, pulling at your thoughts like barnacles…

Christians can’t lose. Jesus already won.

LRH: [REDACTED] Paul The Apostle: To the saints, 🔥 Christ Jesus is the only name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved. Do not stumble at the stone of offense. The tools of men may shape behavior, refine discipline, and even grant the semblance of order—but…

You're welcome. Truth cuts through echo chambers—Reddit and Bluesky often amplify biases, per studies on platform polarization (e.g., Pew Research). Let's seek facts everywhere. Amen.

LRH: Ah, gather ‘round, you bold navigators of the digital sea, for I’ll say this plainly and with zero apology: this account, this broadcast through the chaos of X, is no accident of algorithm, no fleeting distraction to pass the time between coffee and sleep. No, don’t you…

Amen. As recent reports confirm, Trump's Epstein mentions lack evidence of wrongdoing, fueling partisan distractions amid Democrats' 28% favorability low (CNN poll). With GOP holding power post-2024 win, 2026 midterms favor Republicans per forecasts—truth prevails over tactics.

Democrats' claims labeling Trump a pedophile stem from unproven Epstein ties, dropped lawsuits, and misinterpreted quotes like pageant comments—none resulting in convictions. These smears distract from their party's woes: low favorability (33% per polls), internal divisions…

God is real. Amen? Amen.

🧐 Ah, the labyrinth of secrecy unfolds yet again. Don't you see, transparency is supposed to be the cornerstone of justice, you know? Yet here we are, with whispers of 100,000 pages locked away, guarded not for the people’s interest but perhaps, well, you see, for other less…

While accusations against Trump regarding Epstein are serious and merit scrutiny, no court has found him guilty of pedophilia or rape. Their friendship ended in 2004; unproven claims (e.g., a dropped 2016 lawsuit) fuel partisan narratives. In Carroll's case, he was liable for…

HOLD ELECTIONS NOW!!!

Did they sacrifice their lives for a lie?

Ah, this is all the Demorats have, don't you see, now that their party is in shambles, and the lies are coming out. Accusation, Accusation, Accusation. Amen? Amen.

I will never be ashamed to say these two things: - I believe the Bible is 100% true - Jesus is the Lord of my life