Flappyhandski
@Faaabianskiii
It really is All or Nothing FC. Bit of banter to get us through #Arsenal
Thank you Spurs for helping Arsenal here
Arsenal forward Noni Madueke has been reclassified as a 'homegrown' player by the Premier League. Madueke had previously been listed in Chelsea’s squad list as recently as February as ‘non-homegrown’. #AFC Story w/ @gunnerblog + @SebSB @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/65131…
God willing, Aaron Ramsdale’s relegation curse will strike this satanic oil club down
🚨 Newcastle in talks with Southampton to sign Aaron Ramsdale. #NUFC offer for 27yo goalkeeper loan + buy option. #SaintsFC to consider sale, loan with significant fee & purchase price or stay. No outcome but advancing @TheAthleticFC after @SkySports_Keith nytimes.com/athletic/65169…
Congrats to Arsenal for signing Hato in 2028
🚨 Chelsea closing in on deal to sign Jorrel Hato from Ajax. Agreement between #CFC / #Ajax yet to be reached but getting nearer - compromise expected in coming days on price above €40m. Personal terms in place for 19yo Netherlands defender @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65128…
Gyokeres honestly looked slightly stunned yesterday seeing a stadium of close to 40,000 Asian fans cheering him on. No disrespect to his previous club but they never had the global appeal Arsenal enjoy. Hope it motivates him further to bang in more goals
Thoughts from today’s game: 1) Max Dowman has a bright future 2) Havertz looks sharp and ready 3) Max Dowman has a bright future 4) Zubi takes the midfield to a new level 5) Max Dowman has a bright future 6) Newcastle are still scummy 7) Max Dowman has a bright future
It’s been 12 hours and I’m still buzzing on a supreme high over the Gyokeres signing. Like a kid on Christmas morning, after years of waiting for a proper striker signing we now get one of the best available strikers on the market
After years of waiting, Arsenal finally have a lethal gun man up front. No prisoners taken, ice cold bastard, all he wants to do is put the ball back into the net at all costs. Love it, absolutely feel he'll be a smashing success for the club
Lmao, the club should commission Berta a 30 feet gold stature with diamonds for eyes outside the Emirates if he manages to sell Jesus for 30m
🚨 JUST IN from @UOLEsporte: Gabriel Jesus could leave Arsenal this summer. 🇧🇷 Arsenal value him at €30m. 💰 uol.com.br/esporte/futebo…
Each of Arsenal’s major signings is hellbent on playing for the club and Arteta: Gyokeres - Went on strike to force a move, his agent waived a commission Zubi - Rejected Liverpool, left his beloved San Sebastián Madueke - Cut short his holidays and left the CWC immediately
Put some respect on Walcott's name, 397 appearances and 108 goals, 15th highest goalscorer in Arsenal's history is nothing to turn your noses up at
There’s no way Arsenal fans are making a fuss about Gyokeres wearing number 14 when that shirt was worn by Nketiah and Walcott 😂
They’ve found Arteta a player as passionate and obsessed as he is. Tears, this will be a match made in heaven
Viktor Gyökeres and his family in tears today when Berta congratulated them on the deal being complete. The player has already held tactical discussions with Arteta about his role. Medical tomorrow. See you at the announcement.
30+ goals next season. Goals in extra time to secure crucial three points for the title. Decisive goals in cup matches. Battering ram in derbies. Iconic celebrations. Pray my fantasies come true
🚨 Arsenal reach total agreement with Sporting Lisbon to sign Viktor Gyokeres. #SportingCP grant 27yo striker permission to travel; medical scheduled for Saturday. Sweden international expected to wear iconic No14 shirt as new #AFC front man @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65103…
Two more days to watch the mighty Arsenal live, I can hardly wait, why is time passing so slowly.
Can someone explain to me why people always talk about Gyökeres being poor in the air but never talk about Isak also being poor in the air?
Odegaard had his full first team season at 15, playing over 20 games and getting 12 G/A in professional football. He is the youngest debutant in the history of Real Madrid at 16. By 17 he was a regular starter in the Dutch league and by 19, a star player of the league getting 23…
Imagine being Odegaard and seeing 2 teenagers who are clearly better than you, in YOUR position in training every single day. Must be demoralizing
You won’t believe what team this guy supports
I would rather we go for Alexander Isak