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He’s the Carmelo Anthony of Zach Randolph’s

Start Arenas Bench Rondo Cut Parker

What the top 5 PG’s overalls should be 2k26 1. Luka - 97 2. Shai - 96 3. Brunson - 93 4. Trae - 92 5. Steph - 89

It’s time.

NBA off-season so boring we made random FC’s and accidentally started a generational war between Mango, Jellyfish, and Spider FC 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (not Bat or Shark FC, y’all r irrelevant).

Imagine how insufferable AFTV will be when Gyokeres scores on his Arsenal debut

My manager has pushed the time back to 7:30pm EST. He is acknowledging all offers from all eff cee’s and is still deliberating.

Bat FC Spider FC Mango FC Orange FC Get in my DM’s and send me some contract offers

Agent 0⚡️ Agent 0🩸 Agent 0🦇 Agent 0🕷️ Agent 0🦈 Agent 0⛈️ Agent 0💫 Agent 0🥭 Agent 0🏖️ Agent 0💎 Agent 0🪼 Which one looks the best on me?

15 mins left till the decision and I still got no idea what FC to join out of: ⚡️🩸🦇🕷️🦈⛈️💫🥭🏖️💎🪼

NGL imma need some persuasion cuz im REALLY stuck on what to choose. They all have aura

Choosing between this is harder than choosing between Green or Purple Alien in GTA 6 during lockdown

ABSOLUTE ROBBERY. THERE IS NO CHANCE WHITTAKER LOST THAT FIGHT. SHAMELESS FROM THE UFC JUDGES #UFCAbuDhabi

I’m taking offers from each FC, need a good deal before I decide at 7pm EST

💎🥭🪼🕷️🏖️ Which one chat?

The best SG itl and it’s NOT close

When you know it’s TEL but you can’t quite prove it

The entire warrior team tried to give Steph FMVP and he shat the bed I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

CURRY IS NOT A POINT GUARD. HE IS A SHOOTING GUARD, HE PLAYS MORE OFF BALL THAN ON BALL. STOP SAYING HE IS A POINT GUARD. DRAYMOND IS MORE OF A POINT GUARD THAN STEPH. STEPH IS THE SECOND BEST SHOOTING GUARD EVER BEHIND MJ

Jack Harrison

How it feels to watch someone get knocked down 6 times and there be no stoppage #UFCAbuDhabi