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@FINKADELPHIA
a clown in every sense // love to watch sports & discuss it with my friends // not a real person // @citypigeonspod // #FromHere
Me and the boys when I Wanna Dance With Somebody comes on the TouchTunes

He’s going to be a star
VJ Edgecombe gets real on his 'beef' with Cooper Flagg 👀 “Off the court we’re close, on the court we’re competitors.”
i hate fucking up handshakes. if i go in for the formal handshake and they go in for the dap now i feel like the police
After the Bryce Harper-Rob Manfred spat, Mark DeRosa, an MLB employee, warned Phillies players Manfred could retaliate. DeRosa today said he was kidding: "Shame on me for thinking I had a better relationship with some of the players in there" nytimes.com/athletic/65208…
Netanyahu says there "is no starvation in Gaza." That’s a lie. Trump and Congress must decide: will you continue to support the starvation of children, or are you willing to use all possible U.S. leverage to stop this horrific humanitarian disaster?
Castellanos has some incredible quotes in this story.
Philadelphia Phillies star Bryce Harper stood nose to nose with MLB commissioner Rob Manfred during a meeting last week and told him to “get the f--- out of our clubhouse” if he wanted to talk about a salary cap, sources told ESPN. News free and unlocked: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
Philadelphia Phillies star Bryce Harper stood nose to nose with MLB commissioner Rob Manfred during a meeting last week and told him to “get the f--- out of our clubhouse” if he wanted to talk about a salary cap, sources told ESPN. News free and unlocked: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
All 1 seed final four is the correct way, watermelon is the GOAT.
FRUIT BRACKET ELITE 8 VOTING THREAD Voting open until Wednesday morning *results subject to change pending Patreon votes
Buying a Sprite with lunch today
Jalen Hurts is the first NFL player to endorse Sprite.
My uncle from Cali just FaceTimed me & just asked DK training camp questions the entire time smh
NICK. CASTELLANOS. RING IT. #RingIt tidbit: With that homer, Castellanos has passed Odúbel Herrera on the Phillies all-time HR list. He’s now alone in 38th on the list.
No longer beefing with NJ drivers as we have a worse, common enemy.. the NY driver
Mom-Mom’s birthday, FDR park for MTWB foundation concert, off tomorrow.. let’s have a Sunday bby