Scott, not a bot.
@Evilatthebar
Animal with pants. Green eyes.
My last tweet wasn’t a cry for attention. This one is.
Wearing this to the first game @tuffmustard plays against @PWHL_Toronto
Casting for the @Jomboy_ story. Kevin Smith as Jimmy Elijah Wood as Jake … and go:
Gets change. Notices old coin. Wonders how old it is. Sees it’s my birth year. Sadness creeps in.
“We didn’t have any of these mental issues in my day” Sure grandma. Say, could you tell me about these 168 tiny spoons hanging on the wall?
The states are in such a shambles, the American all star team is losing.
Coordinate with your crew when you’re going out. If you all show up in camo pants and white tees, ya’ll look like a retired boy band.
I’m willing to bet, this is the first time an American President has been trolled by a pizza chain.
People worried about AI using up resources, have never seen the 1.7 million stats that are tracked by MLB.
It’s irreversible. Like my raincoat! JUST got that line in Spaceballs.
Never knew Rainn Wilson and Elijah Wood would be so amazing together? Yet here I am, thoroughly enjoying Cooties. Available on @PrimeVideoCA
A Bass Pro cap turned backwards gives the same energy as a MAG@ hat.
Absolutely PRAYING this footage is of a Mexican drone, in Texas.
Drone saving people from drowning.