Evil E&P Empire

When Finance visits a well site

550 miles of range in under 3 minutes

“Oh you’re a geologist? Name all the dry holes you’ve drilled”

“Why didn’t we do Atlantis this year Dad?” “Because oil’s $75/bbl, son”

“Mommy, how did we get rich?” “Your Dad made 1 commercial discovery followed by 10 dry holes before mgmt realized he’s only good at map colors”

Heard in the office: “Dude, I heard they’re gonna deport geologists too” 💀💀💀

Everyone when the geologist walks in the meeting

I’ve seen this one before

🚨Breaking News🚨: Executive Order issued by Trump just banned all dry holes. Geologists everywhere are fuming

The face you make headed to work realizing Mariah Carey will pull down $2.5MM this month on a song written in 15 minutes, 30 yrs ago...

Landman, but set during the West African offshore leasing boom It’s got bribes, corruption, murder, big oil, malaria, and lots of aids from all the $10 Guinean hookers

Trump just elected & this is on Ford’s homepage We’re so back

You’re gonna drill another dry hole, aren’t you… Geologists:

Geologists when asking if they can drill another dry hole

"Mr Carlson? Yes, hello. I realised I forgot to tell you about the origin of our West Siberian basin. The 1st gas discovery was in 1953, but let’s go back 165MM yrs to the Callovian age when the marine transgression started. I have a core sample here you can take back home, I…

Geologists will see stuff like this and just be like “hell yeah”

Imagine an energy source so fucking amazing that even a byproduct of its production is a critical element of modern society. That’s what solar does lol kidding, it’s natural gas