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Up the Coffees. Since 1995
Breaking news🚨 It’s official - after much deliberation after the test events, blue tomato sauce, bridges breaking, Sandhills fucked, Everton have decided on a name for Bramley Moore. “The Dick Stadium” opens this summer, season tickets only £19.95, Lonsdales optional 👍👍👍
Everton’s grand opening for the new club shop today didnt goto plan Big queues were expected 🙌 Extra barriers were laid out - In total,61 people visited - some staff were told to go home early as it wasn't that busy - The days takings- £271.75 Everton Football Club 🤦♂️


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i wish you had put this out earlier. i went on Saturday only to find the shop shut. had to go into the center, bought my shirt. travelled all the way home only to find out the security tag was on the shirt. i only live 150 miles away
Big grand opening of the new club shop at the Boo Camp….they were expecting 1000’s of Everton daas by the looks of the crowd control railings. So far, 14 people and 6 of them are staff! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥳 🎈


The Everton daas are on the way! All aboard The Everton Ark 🏴
Hill Dickinson Stadium store open as Everton supporters get sneak peak #EFC liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…
All the (john) stones have now been laid at the Hill Dickinson sewage works Everton will communicate where each stone is, in the first week of August Can't wait to find out where ours is 😎💙💙 Surprised it got accepted. Thank you Everton 😂👍 Keep an eye out for it blues 🥳

A day for the memory books for my family and I today. Thank you @pnefc and @LFC for allowing me to be apart of this special day. Overwhelmed 🥲🤍
Chelsea are apparently Champions of the World 👀👀🤣 Reminds me of when Everton invented their own trophy, The Sports Pesa Cup and got beat by a gang of Kenyan farmers, Kariobangi Sharks

🚨🔵 Official, confirmed. Thierno Barry joins Everton from Villarreal as David Moyes has his new striker.
🚨🔵 Official, confirmed. Thierno Barry joins Everton from Villarreal as David Moyes has his new striker.
Devastated today beyond words. No more to say. RIP Diogo Jota and Andre Silva YNWA ❤️

Everton's number 1 target Kenny Tete verbally agrees to join Everton on a 3 year deal as a free agent When he was using Google maps to see where he would be playing next season he seen that Everton's new ground is next to the city's sewage works and it changed his mind 🤮🫢

The Everton daa experts are out tonight since Dominic Calvert Lewin got off. 17 goals in 4 years Lewin, v Paul Mullin 123 goals in 4 years isn’t good enough for the blues 👀👀
Dominic Calvert Lewins appearances and goals are almost identical to Duncan Ferguson's and they call him one of their biggest club legends 😂😂😂 Over to you blues. Is Calvert Lewin one of your biggest legends, or is Duncan a fraud, or do you’s just chat shite?? 👇👇👇

Dominic Calvert-Lewin has announced he is leaving Everton after the club fail to meet his wage expectations in a new contract. 🔵273 Games ⚽️ 12 in 3 years 🥉Everton’s Third Highest PL Scorer 🏆 None
