Valentino
@EuroValentino
In defence of beauty and hopeful for the future. Côte d’Azurification. Bioenergetics. Nutrition. James Bond enthusiast.
The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days trying to prelong them. I shall use my time.
I joined an online diet cult for 2 years, and here’s what happened…
Instagram has a new feature where they warn you about scam accounts from third worlders before following them. Imagine if Twitter employed this. Serious potential.

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The most visually stunning James Bond film ever made.
The daily Ray Peat carrot salad is so supremely effective at reducing anxiety, through binding and removing estrogen, that it’s probably the single greatest “biohack” I’ve ever tried.
1415, Agincourt. The last thing a French knight sees as he desperately writhes in the mud, unable to free himself from under his stricken horse.
First Cornish pasty bosh.
Serving up some sun-soaked, sea-drenched THUNDERBALL moments to put you in the holiday mood.
It’s not too late for an Otto summer romance (make out with Léa Seydoux then jump off a building)




Choosing not to have kids is a slap in the face to hundreds of thousands of years of ancestors who somehow managed to survive famine, war, and disease only for you to end the bloodline
Lust and polyamorous behavior are standard in most species with a lower metabolism, as monogamy is very energetically demanding. People in top positions/high-income earners often engage in lower-behavior activities such as infidelity due to life and work stressors. Infidelity…
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
obsessed with the way she talks here, she's the closest to old hollywood that anybody will ever be these days
Girlbosses revolt men who appreciate femininity because girls love to sleep. If left uninterrupted they will sleep for 14+ hours/day. The Ogre Girlboss wakes up at 5am for “CrossFit” before “crushing work.” This is not what Nature intended. It’s violent. Girls are sleepyheads.