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Payment made! The internet stays on!* Thank you everyone who helped and shared! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ .... *(For now at least! I'll be writing some more in-depth pieces detailing these situations within a week: We gotta get together and fight these bastards! Enough of this shit!)
My landlord has raised rent again (illegally, but when does that ever stop them?) I'm facing eviction, while being unemployed & disabled. Immediate concern: I need $80 to pay a past-due bill or my internet gets shut off at midnight. Venmo = Ergoat (Ergoat Oneiric) Please share!
The Hulkster would've probably been getting the same out-pouring of love Ozzy was getting on Tuesday had he not spent the past 35 years screwing over other wrestlers, helping shut down websites, and being a racist shitheel. How you treat others matters it turns out.
If you ever wanted to see a thread of 100s upon 100s of blue checks replying to say the same damn thing... It's kind of incredible. In online forums since dial-up to ~2023, if you saw one or two people already posted what you were gonna say... you didn't write it. Decorum = gone.
The problem with Band Of Brothers is that you have to pretend Ross from Friends could command troops.
Funny this (very talented) person's work gets featured for Fan Art Friday, but my videos where Snagglepuss goes to the bathroom in front of Ralph Wiggum don't
I’m so excited to highlight @svohen on today’s #FanArtFriday . I’ve been a fan of hers for years. Her creations will blow your 🤯! @svohen I love this ode to #LisaSimpson! 🙏🌼🩷 🤩🧵💛
I was boiling a pot of water for some veggies; time passes, I see steam: "Huh, since I already have some hot water, might as well make a cup of coffee with it." 10 minutes later, when the coffee cools down & I take my 1st sip = Whoops! I had salted the water. Salty coffee = 2/10
"You will eat unphotogenic bulk surplus gruel for every meal and you will like it!" Fuck these #GruelPilled chuds. I can make 4 large plates worth of Chicken Pad Thai from scratch with < $10 worth of ingredients. (Not a bad presentation either, but I'm not on IG) Get fucked.
I feel like the issue w ppl in our age group thinking groceries are too expensive is the fact that we wanna cook like ig reels everyday and not like our mothers lol, go buy a 30lb bag of rice and put some meat in your freezer.
Disabled man dressed as Charlie Chaplin in the Great Dictator arrested, removed from his wheelchair and taken away in a van. 1/2
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO 2025…
Alternative TL: right before Wrestlemania 2, wrestlers led by Ventura threaten to boycott without a union (how NBA players did it in 1964); Hulk Hogan is caught before snitching to Vince McMahon and is given the Hiro Matsuda treatment 2x. Union and new main event. Then what?
“rewriting history” dawg i know hogan is why a lot of folks got paid big but he’s also part of the reason why a lot of his peers didn’t have guaranteed health insurance and had to wrestle way longer than they should’ve. if they unionized shit would be very different.
"thus overestimating protest as a tool" Hey, unionized Starbucks workers: With leadership like this, understand that you will never see any COLA raises, paid vacation days, the right to sit down during your shift. Because protesting is overestimated and ineffectual, of course.
Something I’ve been thinking about lately: many protest movements are ineffectual in the moment, but demonstrate early uptake on a cultural shift that later takes over. We then memorialize them as not only correct, but as *effective*, thus overestimating protest as a tool
Wait a sec. What are the odds the Hulk Hogan makes it on next year's Oscars "In Memoriam"? Also, yesterday I spent about 30 minutes making a 5-panel C-grade #BortPosting to communicate how shockingly beyond awful "No Holds Barred" was. Which I guess is my tribute to Hulkamania.
There also needs some more space to talk about how all of Hulk Hogan's movies were so phenomenally bad. When No Holds Barred came out, we were like 7. We would have watched anything w/him. But how fast kids spread the word pre-internet on how much it royally sucked = incredible.
Buying groceries has become an extended poverty dance of going between 3 or more different stores to find the few items that aren't gouged at one location but are at the other 2. That said, places like Safeway gouges the most across the board. "$7 bag of chips because fuck you."
The “it costs as much to go out as it does to cook” posts are always so dumb—and never, ever factor in getting multiple portions out of a meal either—but something that’s lately caught me off guard is Whole Foods becoming cheaper than my closest supermarkets.
My local optometrist that I've been seeing since ~2018 = I get new pair for free every 2 years w/MediCal. A few months ago, my glasses broke. Cool, I have a new free pair coming this year. Optometrist: "We no longer take your kind of MediCal." Neat! Duct tape it is! Stylish!
Where is everybody getting their eyeglasses from these days?
Why did so many celebrities die today, on #NationalTequilaDay of all days?? Because I definitely remember to celebrate this day every year without a FB Memories prompt.
There also needs some more space to talk about how all of Hulk Hogan's movies were so phenomenally bad. When No Holds Barred came out, we were like 7. We would have watched anything w/him. But how fast kids spread the word pre-internet on how much it royally sucked = incredible.
It's true Hulk Hogan was a cartoonishly racist union-busting snitch, but it's not fair to make that his *whole* entire legacy. There has to be some space to also talk about that sh*t he did to Richard Belzer
I camped out with 3 friends in front of a movie theater for advance Phantom Menace tickets (maybe 40 or so total in line). The theater generously gave us three huge 4ft tall garbage bags full of popcorn. 4th friend, arriving late: "Hey, I brought snacks!" = two bags of popcorn.
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Not the obituary I wanted to read today. nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna2…
This is the 2025 version of LBJ reacting to Walter Cronkite’s report on Vietnam
Donald Trump’s White House is melting down over Wednesday night’s South Park premiere, which just so happened to attack the president’s “teeny tiny” manhood. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…