Papa Woody
@ErectionWizard
I'm the mystical gift-giving wizard of the forest!
The first wrestling show I ever went to was a taping of WCW Saturday Night and Chris Jericho pointed directly at me and said "Sit down and shut up, kid" I will get my revenge on him one day.
share a piece of pro wrestling lore about yourself
When I was in active addiction, I racked up such a high credit card debt that I was blacklisted from every financial institution for close to a decade. I fucked up my credit so bad that I don't even have a score anymore.
share a piece of credit card information about yourself
If I had glaucoma or cataracts.. would any of you be willing to teabag my eyes?
Can you identify this Candy Bar without its wrapper?
Can you identify this Candy Bar without its wrapper?
I did a piece in 2nd grade that was featured in the county art gallery and then the Governor or somebody important in the state government chose it to go to a gallery in the state capital. It now hangs in my living room.
share a piece of art lore about yourself
just found out my AI coworker reported me to HR for calling it a "Clanker" over a dozen times last week when I was on the phone with my boss
You'll always be Lord Cowdenbeath to me, homie ♥️
Ever go to burp & instead you vomit? I'm not talking acid reflux.. I'm talking full-on projectile vomiting. Like.. imagine you thought you had to fart but when you farted it was a stream of diarrhea.. that's what I'm talking about but w/ your mouthhole instead of your bunghole.
This is how I found out that I'm not actually a Lord of Scotland 😢
Remember that brief period where YouTubers were trying to sell you a square inch of land through a company who said buying it would make you legally a Lord or Lady of Scotland?
United States of Tara Santa Clarita Diet My Name Is Earl
what tv show got cancelled y'all stil mad about
Yeah, that’s cool officer, but unfortunately I’m just traveling in my horseless carriage, not driving a truck for commercial purposes so your hands are kinda tied here.
Pedro Pascal has said on multiple occasions that he’s not gay. Please knock it off.