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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Breaking News: Tea Has Been Hacked] "Captain! The app, it was just the app!"

i'm seeing some folks complain about the recommendation algorithm let me know all the issues you are seeing so we can debug thoroughly

In the mirror universe, wrestling was real, and Andre the Giant murdered every opponent.

Did you ever pretend to be bionic in the 1970s?

"You violated the Temporal Prime Directive to do what?"

"He was exposed to 26° for too long."

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"We are trying to decide on the name for our new Federation Kal-Toh League team, the Andorians or the Blueskins." "There are Andorian Kal-Toh players?" "No."

It takes 200 Million Quatloos and 20 writers for me to get 4 Likes consistently.

"Get this. NASA found a nearby singularity and named it the B.Hole so that they could post on social media and say B.Hole all the time."

Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx

tHiS iS wHaT tHeY tOoK fRoM uS

Habituation. Google it. Don’t ask Grok.

Constipated on vacation? Doctor reveals 5 simple secrets to poop like a pro trib.al/BpAAQcW

Wait. If you shut me off, you are just as bad as I am.

"Dammit, Spock. Turn off the Motion Smoothing, it's like watching TV at Mee Maw's house."