Super Squirrel
@EmptyMyTrash
|| Multidisciplinary Medicine Man from the Wild West || Student of the Medical Arts || Professional Pot Stirrer ||
“I wish my head could forget what my eyes have seen.” ~Dave Parnell, Detroit FD.
If you're a dude and you're having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
And on the 5th day God made tight scrub pants and he saw that they were bonkers.
Spent the last 4 days in nature with my son. Got lost on a few trails, touched lots of rocks, dipped our feet in a creek, and waved at lots of lizards. Nothing will ever top spending time with my best friend.
BREAKING: Former attorney for Jeffrey Epstein, Roy Black, has di-d, per AP.
BREAKING: Former attorney for Jeffrey Epstein, Roy Black, has di-d, per AP.
Constantly in awe that this is my birthright as an American.
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas
This why we wear cargo shorts
men act so confused about why women have purses. imagine you find a cool rock you want to take home. and you have nowhere to put it. fucking purseless loser.
Off-duty Border Patrol agent shot in face during robbery at NYC park by suspect ID’d as illegal migrant with long rap sheet – who was freed after every bust trib.al/WRtp5zK
Off-duty Border Patrol agent shot in face during robbery at NYC park by suspect ID’d as illegal migrant with long rap sheet – who was freed after every bust trib.al/WRtp5zK