Emily Stewart

we need to normalize small talk that just opens with “so what’s your deal,” which is the one true question.

on the one hand, the kiss cam killed the gen z stare discourse. on the other hand, i am going to need something to kill the kiss cam discourse soon.

everybody's just doing some light return fraud businessinsider.com/return-fraud-a…

all i am saying is it would be a cute little friday night for a random nfl game

Paramount/Colbert and WSJ/Epstein are related. There’s no evidence to date that Paramount owner Shari Redstone made the move to placate Trump. Same for Larry and David Ellison, who plan to buy Paramount. And there are definitely non-Trump reasons to bail on late-night TV. 👇

I'm looking to talk to people who have made a habit of opening up free trials/discounted subscriptions and canceling before the money kicks in. What do you do? How do you do it? Why? Email me at [email protected] or message me if you want to chat.

i love seeing obviously stolen stuff on facebook marketplace. it's like oh i have 90 dish soaps for sale for $5, meet me at a random intersection to pick up, also nothing to see here.

last year i got into big brother argentina and if you think love island is a commitment, it is like three hours a night plus daytime tv to analyze the next day.

this week in a nutshell

does anyone have any story ideas

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

I talked to people who are having to rejigger international wedding, honeymoon, and vacation plans because one of them is on a green card or visa and is too scared they won't be let back into the US. businessinsider.com/trump-green-ca…

i think regularly about the time i tried to quit planet fitness and they told me that i needed to send a certified letter because otherwise they couldn't confirm they got it. anyway.

this is probably a bellwether of the economy more than anything else but perhaps people are finally learning that you dont need to buy a pallet of just-in-case diarrhea medicine because it's on sale for 11 percent off MSRP

Linda Yaccarino could never repair the Musk-sized hole in Twitter's ad business. Only Musk could do that, and he didn't want to bother. But when Tesla started tanking because of Musk-inflicted damage, he at least tried to do something about it.

well i'm just glad everyone's being real normal about this. should we look to see how he did on the presidential fitness test next.