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@EmilyJBashforth
I’m a journalist, darling | Showbiz reporter @MetroUK ⭐ words in @theipaper, @Refinery29, @StylistMagazine ✍🏻 [email protected] (she/her)
“Do you have Snapchat?” I’m 25 years old, I have a favourite hob ring.
'The reaction to Ulrika Jonsson’s face has made me terrified of ageing' ✍️ @EmilyJBashforth metro.co.uk/2025/07/21/rea…
Just typed “Bend IT Like Beckham” in an article instead of “Bend It Like Beckham.”
What a great day to be a lesbian. 😌
A sequel to ‘BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM’ is in the works. (Source: Deadline)
as if beauty standards haven’t become unrealistic enough, now girls will be competing with and comparing themselves to women who aren’t even real. incredible work everyone
Vogue’s August issue has begun to use “AI models” instead of human models for some of their photoshoots.
My dad with the cat he said he didn’t want.
my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling rip legend
Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.
Pitch Perfect star to girl kisser is such a pleasing pipeline. 💘
brittany snow and malin akerman in the hunting wives (netflix, 2025)
The discourse surrounding Ulrika Jonsson’s appearance is viscous, misogynistic, and SO TIRED. In the era of injectables and “Botox in a bottle,” don’t forget what a normal, ageing face looks like. My thoughts for @MetroUK… metro.co.uk/2025/07/21/rea…
this is so important to tell older women. i never let older ladies talk down on themselves near me, it breaks my heart how they don’t see their beauty just because of their age
“you’ll be this old one day!” “i know i can’t wait, i hope i look like you!!” ☹️😭☹️😭☹️😭☹️😭
Check on your local lesbian at this time.
Victoria Pedretti just announced she's engaged to Ethan Delorenzo in new Instagram post 💍
please don’t bring in the tiny horse that vigorously plays the piano while I’m climbing my way out of an anesthesia blackout, I cannot stress enough how much it would make me think I died on the table
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia