Elyssa Mai
@Elyssamai
Took a Lime 2.4 mi down the highway to go one of THEE best @WaffleHouse in da world! OKlahoma ain’t no JOklahoma. With my costar @Elyssamai Bricktown 🏀 MLK okchorrorhound
This is why decimals are important. I almost sent someone $8,000 instead of $80 😆
I think it’s so weird when people date people that resemble their siblings
People who can function while being high trip me out. Weed makes me so stupid. Can’t do it.
We thought changing Twitter to X was bad now we get M2 over tik tok. 🤦🏻♀️ remember the phrase “if it ain’t broken don’t fix it”
Ewwww as of today we are officially closer to the year 2050 than we are to 2000.
I wish Elon never bought twitter and just created his own platform. 😭🩵
I’m officially at the age where if I drink one soda I will see it in my hips the next day. 😩
I hate when a good song is on in the car and someone calls and ruins it. 😝
I swear there was an interview one time where they asked Kylie Jenner about her breasts and she said they were natural and that they could feel them if they wanted to and now she shares her implants details. 😆 love the honesty tho
Do you ever start thinking about something and start laughing in public and realize you probably just look insane to everyone laughing at nothing.
Watching a group of people walk down a non-operating escalator like they aren’t just regular stairs is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
Diddy Trial Day 3, quick afternoon Update: More beatings (with photos), a 2018 rape, Kid Cudi, $20mm settlement & sketchy doctors. Cassie had me in tears when she talked about wanting to walk into traffic to end her own life (before getting trauma therapy) at the end of her…
BREAKING: Cassie Ventura Confirmed Trump Hotel Shooter & Self-Proclaimed Diddy Sex Slave— Who Claims Diddy, Hillary Clinton & Obama Are Part Of Satanic Cabal Trying To Kill Trump — Was One Of Diddy’s Sex Workers! In court today Cassie Ventura identified Johnathan Oddi as one of…
Can’t decide if I like the Beverly Center mall or not, it’s eerily empty but also nice cus no one is here