Tusk 🦣
@ElonTusk_4Real
🧈 Butter Activist 🧊Freeze Peach Enthusiast 🍑 President of Comedy 🎭 Midlife Crisis haver ☢️ Art Doer 🎨
The way I see it - anyone can learn to cook Not everyone can become a great chef Same applies to social engineering You can learn skills - how to listen, how to ask questions, how to banter and shit talk (critical), how to flirt and make it seem like their idea (applies to…
Being likeable and endearing will get you everywhere Way further than a degree (which I have) It'll get you jobs you aren't qualified for Get you dates you aren't qualified for It'll cut red tape for you It'll turn "no's" into "yes's" I am neither charming nor likeable…
My head hurts so bad from breathing in toxic paint fumes and lacquer thinner for days and not sleeping
I have a massive Black Series 6" Star Wars Figure collection A couple hundred Some rare Japanese ones too Maybe 150 or so I need to get them out of my house they're all in totes at the moment Does anyone wanna have that conversation with me? Someone who collects.
River is the most perfect creature to ever exist and I am only alive today because of her

Okay this one is actually hella useful please share I spent time on "production value" 🎬 Go clean your house with steam 🚂
Let's get into some home detailing hacks today I'm gonna get this place looking guud as foook today Starting with some homebrew APC Don't use this on leather or upholstery Everything else pretty much
Let's get into some home detailing hacks today I'm gonna get this place looking guud as foook today Starting with some homebrew APC Don't use this on leather or upholstery Everything else pretty much
You guys want detailing content today? My boss is in town he's gonna do my job today so I can get this hoe looking toight Busted out the steam cleaner and he has to send me $50 for wear and tear
My life feels a lot less shitty than it did 90 days ago I've solved some problems like my taxes I've given myself about a 30% raise at work because I'm valuable and work hard I have eliminated my need to detail in 110°F with a shattered arm and broken back I have…
My life feels a lot less shitty than it did 90 days ago I've solved some problems like my taxes I've given myself about a 30% raise at work because I'm valuable and work hard I have eliminated my need to detail in 110°F with a shattered arm and broken back I have…

One trick that works for me from time to time is to stop and do the opposite. When someone pisses you off in a situation where you have time to respond (email, text, etc.) and you really want to lay it on them for how upset you are, just stop and do the opppsite. This starts…
My family no longer has a kitchen table We are couch eaters from now on
I have serious rage problems Not like abusive towards people, but it still does not improve my relationships with others The shitty part is I completely understand why and I don't blame me for it Anyone who had my life would be full of anger 24/7/365 How do I fix that…
I struggled to decide whether to use Titanium or Zinc White for this high contrast Venom (the doggy is Venom) Venom is getting a series of 3 but you can't see the other two yet I did the unthinkable I chose zinc white 🤍 And it was totally the move I'm the kind of person…

I broke my favorite tablet which I've used for ten years And I don't want a new stupid tablet I want that one So I got on eBay and I found another rose gold one AND a white one Samsung S2 SM-T810 I wanted the fucking 32gb without cell And being that they're a decade old…



I'm a simple guy I like hand written stuff and unsophisticated systems of organization We have 18 pieces to get through Most of them will be finished by the end of August The collabs will all be done by EOY, a couple of them in the next 4-8 weeks for sure Things are…


Love you guys. Forreal My life would've turned out much different and much worse without you I'm completely done with the human experience I did everything already and it was mid Let's make something beautiful together until something comes for my mortal coil