Elon Is DogEshit

Ichiro said he didn't know who the Miami Marlins were when they called to offer him a contract in 2015. 💀 (🎥: @PitchingNinja)

Should be top of the list. We've already received confirmation he's there from multiple sources, we all know he's a pedophile.

You love to see it. When will investors realize $TSLA is done, at least in the immediate future? Get your money out, move on! It's not the magical money creator it used to be, and as long as Elon is at the helm, it won't be. He's a racist, megalomaniacal, immature wretch

It’s tough to educate MAGA idiots but I’ll keep trying.

Yet at the same time, let's chase off all the brilliant minds that could do the innovating. Trump is the most useless sack of sh*t in American history Tough to take a dude like this seriously when he only accepts comments from the biggest sycophants.

Probably not the most professional take here, Richard. I've never discussed anything with you, no comments directed towards you, and your hitting program. What was the point of this? Who would want to work with a cowardly sh*tposter who makes disparaging comments then blocks?

Penny stocks can be a lot of fun!

$PLTR Stocktwits Sentiment is at its highest level in over a month 👀 More ATHs incoming?

Imagine if A's fans could comment on their favorite team's posts. Hey @MLB, can we fix this already? It's very bad for business.

Started a position in $OPEN today. $34.59 high back in 2021, almost delisted, now coming back, currently at $1.49. I think we're looking at a 50-100x opportunity

Historically, Trump is the worst poker player in the world. If he tells you one thing, assume the opposite is true. He is simply incapable of shutting up about things that incriminate him, besides his fake assassination attempt of course

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes

Pete Alonso Thinks That Baseball Should Allow Fights Like Hockey And He Makes Some Pretty Good Points buff.ly/L76R1wc

It all adds up.

15 NAMES UNDER $15B TRYING TO RIP APART THEIR INDUSTRIES 1. $TEM -- transforming diagnostics with AI 2. $OKLO-- compact nuclear energy 3. $ACHR -- replacing short-haul flights with eVTOLs 4. $ASTS -- replacing cell towers with satellite 5. $HIMS -- disrupting primary care &…

FSD MURDERED A Motorcyclist in April last year & many more Link reuters.com/business/autos… CC @rugby4912 @Factschaser @EveryoneSaysHi1 @Adam_and_EVs @Lebeaucarnews @RottingOnion @ElonIsDogshit

Another cult member bites the dust. They know they're not smart, this is the best they can do before the inevitable block, in lieu of anything resembling an intelligent thought.

Has Robert been sent to El Salvador yet?

$TSM JUST DROPPED $32B IN JUNE QUARTER REVENUE -- UP 39% YOY & AHEAD OF THE $31.8B ESTIMATE

Thanks @grok!! Amazing work Tesla, definitely ready for full autonomous driving 🫡🇺🇸