Ellen

In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone. How fucked up is that?

I hate the way men have to imagine a female family member being treated badly to feel any remorse for a woman #LoveIsland

Surely Emily must know they’ve left her till last because Tommy’s recoupled and it’ll be a dramatic one to end on #loveisland

i quite enjoy this until like mid january when i suddenly get very suicidal

Really glad this country didn’t win the euros ngl it don’t deserve shit

him : “are u stupid?” me:

Rita Ora remembering when this technique didn’t work for promoting her song so she had to go on love island to do it instead #LoveIsland

Europe is at 40 degree heat and we’ve got autumn weather. Was this part of the Brexit deal or..?

There’s no way you’re getting me to the barbie premiere tonight!

“I hope this email finds you well.” How the email found me:

having a mother who still looks after you as an adult is a blessing and i love mine

Genuine question: Why do MPs get their utility bills expensed? It seems mad to be that their salary comes from the public purse - much like NHS and other life saving services. But they get paid more than double *and* they get their bills and travel paid.

Well that’s just terrific x

the police taking more action against a lad heckling prince andrew than they ever did against prince andrew himself is too on the nose

Lily’s mother said she had 14 miscarriages before giving birth to Lily…God be with her right now theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/a…

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas. As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages. My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻 Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

“greenwood ruined his career” how about the girl’s life he ruined