Rap Game Edward Bernays
@Edward__Bernays
shoulda played for the virginians the way i crystallize public opinion 💎😎 it/that 💅🏻 “the empire never ended" 🔮👀 parody account in a parody timeline 🤡
It’s so insane how UFC pays its fighters criminally low wages just so Dana White can be a degenerate gambler losing millions every night and Joe Rogan fans think it’s all badass
Dana White completes a $500,000 blackjack comeback and then pays off his friends $10,000 debt, gives the dealer a $5,000 tip and leaves
Couldn’t be more excited 🫨
Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” “Oh I was having a year-long paranoid manic breakdown after realizing Philip K. Dick was right about the Black Iron Prison” 🤓

Zionists be like… “Genocide??? Uhhhh more like GenoPRIDE!!!!” 🏳️🌈🙄🚀👶🏽
