Ed Wiley
@EdWiley
Stand-up comedian. Married with 6 kids. Accidental goat farmer. Jesus follower.
Walmart keeps just enough self-checkouts closed to make that line feel like the brown-sign one-human-register era
"Chuck E. Freeze!"
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
The inside of every Dollar Tree looks like a Dollar General that's been through a terrible divorce
Nothing today reminds me of my 80s childhood more than this year's Atlanta Braves
At a recent visit to Waffle House the server abruptly stopped taking my order, swore at the cook, abruptly turned back to me, and calm as ever asked, "You said unsweet?" 10/10 Waffle House experience.
Had a dream that my son came to me and said, "Dad, I don't understand this material." I replied, "What subject, son?" He said, "No dad, your comedy material."
Come visit us over on the Threads app where a few thousand people are weighing in on this post. Or remain here where only 9 are. Your apps, your choice.
As my wife headed down the hall, I asked, "Could you please turn the air up?", she replied, "Colder or warmer?", and with that, we both realized that for the last 25 years of marriage, we've each held completely different definitions of "up" and "down".
the dumbest person you know is being told "You're absolutely right!" by ChatGPT