Squirrel Girl🐿
@EatNutsKickButs
A squirrel themed hero with an incredibly bizzare win/loss record|Parody|Not affiliated with Marvel
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Hey. Heard you wanted to fight street tiers.
"HUFF... HUFF... BRING ME MORE STREET TIERS... DAREDEVIL!! BLACK WIDOW! WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
Big shout out to Seol Hee! That girl’s cooler than ice!
Shout out to Doreen Green! Cool girl, if you ask me!
Okay, but you've gotta teach me Spider-ese too! ...You speak to spiders, right?
Eh better than nothin. Love for you to teach me squirrelanese one day!
Okay, bad news, I don't really "Control" squirrels. I just kinda talk to them- Good news is, I sure can ask politely!
Hey for the past few weeks now these gang of squirrels have been eating my trash and getting it everywhere.. Anyway you could ya know.. stop them?
Shout out to Doreen Green! Cool girl, if you ask me!
Shout out peter Parker Love that guy